Posted 02/01/2009 at 04:13:53pm

...not to mention their filled with something comparible to what's inside a twinky...

15. Weʼve got better friends. <--are you kidding me, they're all actors.

12. Weʼve got more important things to do than play games all day. <-- um, have you seen their own commercials, all they do is make pretty pictures and listen to iTunes.

...and also form the point above comes number 19...

19. Not only are the products better, Apple has better ads than PCs too. <-- PC's don't need ads becuase they own 90% of the market. 

lastly, a false bit of history here:

22. Speaking of mice... PC users might want to take a second and thank the success of the Macintosh for the one theyʼve got in their hands today. Yeah, you're welcome. <--WRONG, we and MAC have Douglas Engelbart to thank for inventing the mouse in 1963 and XEROX for putting it to use on their system in 1981.  Don't take credit for something you did not create and have never been able to make ergonomic.

Posted 02/01/2009 at 03:55:58pm

Any oldie but a goodie that still applies...

Whats the fastest way to accelerate your MAC?

....at 9.81 m/s squared!