Posted 08/11/2009 at 06:21:35pm

You Don't Mess With The Brimley!

Before there was Jack Ryan...
Before there was Jason Bourne...
Before there was G.I. Joe...

There was Remo Williams!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0GjSNyn6_c

When the defecation hits the rotary ocsillator and you've run out of quarters?  Who ya gonna call? 

Wilford Brimley!

Wilford Brimley is the man in charge when he sends Remo Williams you will go away in such a way that your friends and family never suspect a thing.

Remo was dodging bullets long before Keanu took the red pill and pulled on his Nancy Sinatra boots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4Kx9IqIZw

And the love interest, the girl who has the hots for Remo?  None other than your beloved Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Starship USS Voyager.

Yes, mind your ass, Remo is out there.

The Statue of Libery scenes alone make this movie worth watching.

Has lots of great one liners..

"Chiun: Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."

And remember, "Meat of cow, kill!"

Posted 05/31/2009 at 01:27:44pm

One word,

"Phil?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwCy_ai_E0

Posted 05/03/2009 at 09:11:16pm

Paper thin speakers

plus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FM2-yRLFvs

equals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE-TfJQ0WKA

Posted 06/09/2008 at 01:47:56am

I think we all need to be aware in this busy holiday season that sometimes in the wild wild west that is the interweb we need to be mindful of indentify theft.. I am.. ahem.. I am The Managing Edwards

Posted 03/12/2008 at 01:35:22am

Can't even get my weekerly podcast right. I know its that crazy Apple guys fault. I'm sending Code Pink after him. ..singing walking away and shaking head.. 'I want my M P C' edit: I went back lookin at old ones.. you should listen to-- #48 Best of Gordons Rants.. happy birthday kissmyassarati