Posted 11/04/2009 at 12:31:51pm

Just looking at the examples in the pic there, you'd have to pay me a hundo or two to sit there and monitor Oprah, Demi, and John Mayer's tweets!

Posted 10/30/2009 at 04:37:34pm

Wait, that's just my cell phone letting me know the battery is low.

But seriously, folks, I'm gonna file this article under "gratuitous Microsoft haterism".

Posted 10/22/2009 at 10:48:23am

Google Motors.

Posted 10/21/2009 at 10:25:50am

Or maybe a "meh. fanboy". Essentially, I'll try something and if it works I'm fine with it. I'll keep using it until it doesn't work for me, then abandon it when it no longer fulfills my needs. I bought a new PC a few years back with Vista on it, immediately disabled the UAC and haven't had a single problem with it -- despite crapifying my PC with all manner of suspect software. I don't mind taking a few minutes to speak up in Vista/MS's/Bill Gates'/Steve Ballmer's behalf whenever I hear people trashing Vista. I'm not upgrading to Win7 because I don't need to upgrade to anything, and I have much better things to do with my time and money than upgrade just for the hell of it. I guess you could also add "budget-conscious fanboy" to my list of possible labels. I don't know about anyone else here, but I have a LOT better things to do with $320 (the retail price of W7 Ultimate) than blow it on an OS. Hell man, that's airfare to Vegas!

Instead of classifying people who are simply happy with what they have and are willing to voice their support, maybe we should start categorizing you speed fetishists who always need the newest latest red hot kick ass gear to add to your mantle, as if you are Kraven the Hunter mounting some giant beast's head to your rec room wall.

Posted 10/19/2009 at 10:08:02am

Even beyond the federal offense of stealing/tampering with the US mail, isn't this just plain ol' grand theft? Considering the amont, and we're coservatively looking at $20,000 if we take the value at $10/game, shouldn't he be on the hook for a bit longer than 18 months?

Posted 10/14/2009 at 11:46:20am

So the site you create for her should be veronicabelmontissohot.com. It should have that statement written in a bold font. A photograph or any other evidence to prove your statement will be optional.

Posted 10/08/2009 at 10:13:03am

Autodesk must have put in a lot of long hours in AutoCAD designing the set of cast iron balls it took to whip up this EULA.

By the by, I never read Max PC's EULA. Am I supposed to be shipping your magazines back to you after I've read them?

Posted 10/06/2009 at 09:29:17am

I never even heard of it harder. Never had any problems with tinyurl, so that's what I use. I don't know who was the first to come out with a URL shortening service, but there's seriously too many of them. That's all the Internet needs, more dead links from when these also-rans start collapsing.

Posted 10/02/2009 at 08:31:05am

Oh no!! Now we will never have any video games never ever! LET'S PANIC!!

Posted 10/01/2009 at 08:22:59am

Yeah right, like I'm going to risk my hard-earned pr0n to play Galaxian!