Posted 09/22/2008 at 12:14:08am

Hi, I'm a mac.  I'm going to call you a stupid mindless drone and then ask you to but my products; because that's who i market to.  I'm going to sucker you into buying my propriatary OS and use all propriatary software that you have to pay me for.  I'm going to prevent you from using all the thousands and thousands of free programs and games that "other" OS let you use.  You're going to buy my products not becuase they are good, but because they are fashionable; so you can look cool and sophisticated in starbucks, wearing the same black turtle neck sweater and blue jeans evey day while sipping on your overly priced, over rated coffee and looking "hip". Your going to use the hardware i tell you to beause my OS won't work with the thousands of hardware options availible.  Going to pay for a laptop that is soo hip and cool that it fits inside a shotgun envelope, never mind that it is incredibly wide and doesn't come with an optical drive; you won't need it anyway, cause you can't install that software you own (it's not made by mac).  I'm going to convince you that macs never have problems and work flawlessly.  you your going to belevie it, cause you don't want freedom, you want to be cool.  Besides, what else would you spend 3000 dollars on?