If we built a time machine, we wouldn't have to travel back a great distance to find a far different tech world than the one we live in today. Why would we even want to? To retire richer than Bill Gates and Warren Buffett combined, of course! Think about it. If you could go back to 2010, imagine the money you could make by placing seemingly absurd bets on the near future. There's not a single person in 2010 who thinks Duke Nukem Forever will ever see the light of day, let alone actually ship in 2011. And who in 2010 would believe Hewlett-Packard, the world's largest PC maker, would seriously consider severing its PC arm, own the best selling tablet (for a period of time)
open source webOS barely more than a year after acquiring Palm for $1.2 billion? That's a parlay even a priest would take.
Alas, our get rich quick scheme is wishful thinking, because plutonium is both expensive and hard to come by. And even if we did get our hands on some, we'd still need a DeLorean. Bummer. The bigger point here is that 2011 has been a crazy year with plenty of wild headlines and plot twists (or par for course, as it were). As we all get ready to kick off a new year, we've gone and assembled a gallery of the top 50 news stories of 2011. Flip through them and be sure to let us know in the comments section which tech events stand out to you the most, including ones we might have missed.
Hell Unfrozen as Duke Nukem Forever Launches
Some would argue this is the biggest story in all of 2011, but if Duke Nukem taught us anything, it’s not to blow our wad right out of the gate. Ironically, it was Duke Nukem Forever that needed more time…in development. DNF may have never been able to live up to a decade-and-a-half of expectations, but fans of this cult classic deserved more than what they got.