Nintendo’s line of dual-screened consoles is a lot of things – ultra, “it prints money!” successful being chief among those – but a graphical powerhouse isn’t one of them. Or at least, it wasn’t. According to a rumor from IGN, however, the 3DS will even render circles around Nintendo’s current, also stupidly popular home console, the Wii.
"Several developers that have experienced 3DS in its current form have reported, off the record, that it has processing capabilities that far exceed the Nintendo Wii and bring the device with abilities that are close to HD consoles such as PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360," reads IGN's report.
Little is known about what’s actually under the hood of Nintendo’s latest little engine that could, but apparently it won’t be Nvidia’s Tegra mobile chipset, which many speculated might be the source of its incredible, 3D-without-glasses powers.
Fortunately, next week’s E3 gaming convention might as well be known as E3DS, since Nintendo will likely spend the majority of its two hour press conference telling us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about its latest handheld.
You’re starved for knowledge right now, but you’ll be absolutely stuffed after next week. And if you’re not, well, you probably shouldn’t mumble “I’d like some more, sir” in a quaint British accent. See, for as much graphical muscle as the 3DS might have, Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime has more actual muscle, and if he hears you, well, you may actually end up eating a 3DS. With your mouth.