There's a hilariously fitting story about dystopian futures and the consequences of corporate expansion somewhere in Syndicate's evolution from brainy blast-from-the-past to, well, lots of blasting, but it's quite a lengthy (not to mention depressing) tale. Unfortunately, however, we've now got an epilogue, and it's not exactly all cybernetic bunnies and artificially generated rainbows. While console players are getting a co-op demo of Syndicate's FPS reboot later this month, EA's officially gone on record saying that "There are no current plans for a PC demo." But at least we're not coming away completely empty handed. GOG.com – being the wondrous conglomerate of time-manipulating wizards that is it – is removing the original Syndicate from cryostasis and stocking its virtual shelves. Sounds like a win in our book.  

It seems BioWare's Austin studio has taken a short break from filling its airways with the Imperial March 24/7 to blast disco anthem “I Will Survive.” Or at least, that's how we imagine these sorts of things – and until someone proves to us that Willy Wonka isn't a documentary about chocolate factory labor conditions, we'll stand by our beliefs. At any rate, BioWare's got big plans, and it's not afraid to let the world know. In short, the master of all things RPG is hoping that its Old Republic will live on until it's downright ancient.