[Updated 8/31/10 9:30PST; see final paragraph]
You know that big press conference Apple is holding tomorrow? The one that’s music-related, and kind of a big deal, we guess, if you like that sort of thing? It starts at 10am on September first, and you can watch the whole thing unfold live on Apple.com. Apple announced as such in a press release today. The release starts: “Apple® will broadcast its September 1 event online using Apple’s industry-leading HTTP Live Streaming, which is based on open standards.” Open standards, you say? That sounds pretty cool!
Joke’s on you, peon.
In a truly breathtaking display of doublespeak, the very next sentence reads, “Viewing requires either a Mac® running Safari® on Mac OS® X version 10.6 Snow Leopard®, an iPhone® or iPod touch® running iOS 3.0 or higher, or an iPad™.”

Continue reading about this tomfoolery after the jump.