One way to tell the world to "Kick my ass and mug me" is to simply wear a custom shirt emblazoned with that very plea. Or you can walk around dark alleys and other areas you have no place being toting your $600 iPad front and center in your Syte Shirt's pouch. Of course, the startup's designers have an entirely different pitch, which goes a little something like this:

"Syte Shirt manufacturers an interactive shirt that lets you safely carry the iPad hands-free on your chest while allowing you and others to fully interact with the iPad through a transparent window," Syte Shirt's marketing team writes. "Not only is it an accessory, the shirt is also a fashion statement for those that want to show off cool designs, photos, movies, or animations while trotting around town. It's the first shirt that has a constantly changing design!"

Syte Shirt lists several examples of how you can use your new clothing accessory, including playing movies or firing up interactive games for your kids while keeping your hands free, or broadcast a football game while enjoying a tailgate party. Seriously.

"The possibilities of this product are only limited by the imagination of its users, and I really think we're going to be amazed by the ideas our customers come up with for this great product," Syte Shirt founder Joseph A. Young writes.

The Syte Shirt sells for $50, or $55 for XXL.