Jonathan G. Parker of Fort Loudon, PA was arraigned on Tuesday on a single felony count of daytime burglary. He is being held for $10,000 dollar bail and if convicted, could be sent to prison for up to10 years. That is where the seriousness ends, and the hilarity begins.
When he broke into the victim’s house, he was looking for jewelry and apparently had a hankering for some casual Facebook-ing. Parker evidently used the victim’s computer to log into Facebook. The sly fox that Parker is, he didn’t log himself out before leaving the scene with $3,500 worth of jewelry.
Deputy P.D. Ware from the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded to the incident where the victim realized Parker’s mistake. He was arrested after the police department spoke with some of his friends.