Exciting news! Two of Ubisoft's biggest games are, in fact, launching eventually. It wasn't all some cruel, multi-million dollar practical joke after all. More specifically, Far Cry 3's going mad for madness on September 4, and Assassin's Creed 3: Goodbye, Obnoxious Subtitles is taking a stab at renewed greatness on October 30. Which would be cause for cake and pinatas shaped like Desmond's dumb face, except that Ubisoft doesn't exactly have the best history with PC and on-time release dates. Somewhat encouragingly, Assassin's Creed: Revelations only slipped one month instead of the usual three, but we're not getting our hopes up. It's not all bad, though. For instance, there's a snazzy new Far Cry 3 CGI trailer after the break, and we've done a really good job of not making fun of it for starring Nathan Drake from Uncharted yet. Wait.