Epic and People Can Fly may not be giving us a PC demo of their latest over-the-top blast-'em-up, but damn it, this may be better. (Ok, not really. But still.) In order to promote the zany shooter's mix of large guns and larger heaps of profanity, People Can Fly has released Duty Calls, a fully playable riff on... well, you can probably guess which game.
Without spoiling too much, let's just say it's pretty darn spot-on. The “game” is basic and rudimentary, sure, but it's one giant middle-finger-shaped punchline – not the next big blockbuster. And believe us, Duty Calls has it all: random bouts of slow-mo, enemies that pop out of nowhere and stand stock-still, and the best arbitrary ranking system this side of Scientology.
Click here to give it a download, and then have a good laugh. Oh, and People Can Fly, we've gone ahead and saved you some trouble by providing our own fictional back-of-the-box review quote for your fictional game: “The next big blockbuster... Duty Calls has it all... [It is a] game.”