Geek Holiday Gift Guide 2012 - Toys

Flying F*ck R/C Helicopter
Launching paper airplanes from your cubicle is fun, but if you really want to get your point across, this R/C helicopter will let your co-workers know how you really feel about having to work overtime.

ThinkGeek, $20

Like/Dislike Stamp Set
Know someone who is addicted to Facebook? If so, they're sure to "Like" this stamp set.

ThinkGeek, $13

Minecraft Creeper Head
Whether going to the grocery store, picking up your kids from school, or getting ready for cosplay, you're sure to leave a lasting an impression with a Creeper mask. In fact, we can't think of a place where we wouldn't want to wear one!

Jinx, $20

The Original Egg-Bot
3D printers are expensive, at least for now. But while the technology matures, you can pass the time with a beginner friendly CNC art robot that draws on eggs. Why would you want to? Because you can, of course!

Evil Mad Scientist, $195

Wicked Laser Spyder Arctic
Available in two colors -- Arctic Blue and Krypton Green -- the Spyder is the most powerful handheld laser you can legally own. Its beams are visible from space, just be sure not to point it at any flying aircraft, not unless you fancy spending several nights behind bars.

Wicked Lasers, $300

Star Trek Klingon Monopoly
We won't claim that playing a Klingon-themed Monopoly board is the geekiest thing in the world, but it sure comes close, doesn't it? Now, if only Hasbro would make a Klingon version of Risk. Are you listening, Hasbro?

Dreamland Comics, $32

Foosball Coffee Table
Don't have room for both a foosball table and a coffee table? Then you need a Foosball Coffee Table, which is exactly what it sounds like -- the best of both worlds!

Hammacher.com, $360

Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair
Let's see, you could spend $3,000 on an authentic James T. Kirk Captain's chair, provided you can find one in stock, or $24 on an inflatable imitation. We can't tell you which is the right choice, only that they're both great gifts.

StarTrek.com, $24

Air Swimmers RC Flying Shark
Is it too much to ask for sharks with frickin' lasers? Probably, but a flying RC shark? That's totally doable, and a whole heck of a lot cheaper!

Toys R Us, $28

LEGO Minecraft
LEGO and Minecraft: It just seemed like a match made in heaven. Well, now you can get both with this LEGO Minecraft building block set! It's a regular old fashioned "Block Party!"

LEGO, $35