Max Payne 3 Development Dives into Slow Motion, Game Delayed Again

Nathan Grayson

After suffering one delay earlier this year, Max Payne 3 has once again swerved into a ditch on the road to completion. Whereas before, the game was set to launch during the first half of 2010, now Take-Two’s decided to take its sweet time with the game, pushing it into the period between August 1 and October 31, 2010.

Why? No idea. Take-Two casually announced the slip during an investor’s call, then quickly buried it under other unrelated info. Our guess? Maybe Max needs more time to clean his wife-beater. No, seriously. Have you seen that thing? It ain’t pretty. And when you’ve got a guy who’s both a blogger and a college student criticizing your cleanliness, it’s probably time to rethink your hygienic practices.

Just in case our incredibly astute guess is off-base, though, we'll shoot an email over to Take-Two.

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