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Yeah, ok. They got trashed. You didn't take us seriously about our points production, and look what happened.

Let the never-ending dress copouts begin!

Karaoke time!

[chorus]
monkey see monkey do
dont ever make the first move
just let em' come to you
cause they always gunna see and do what the other one do
so let em' come to you
the rest of us follow suit
monkey see monkey do
tweedle-de-tweedle-dum
if they really want it bad enough well then they gunna come
now here they come as we expected now we just set em' up
check-mate motherfocker
games over
creamsicles won
tweedle-de-tweedle-dum

You try so hard that its cute sometimes.

Still in denial too. 'Tis a shame. All that help you gave them, Smacalac, and they still lost. It's ok. We'll help you through this tough time.

Now, go put on your dress and post the pics here like a good loser.

Shoooooooot! No need to try! You ladies make it sooooooooo easy breezy beautiful cover girl!

Ahem. We're not the easy breezy beautiful cover girls in dresses. We saved that all for you! Spider's right, you DO make it easy. We just had to sit back and fold.

Fixed.

Oh yes, and we had lots of cheese too. Watching you guys run around and think you're going to win goes very well with cheese and wine.

What do you think will go with seeing your pics in dresses? Chardonnay? Merlot? Cabernet? Zinfandel?

Nope. Not a bit of cheese. Just loads of whine. Your cellar is simply magnificent!

I think you already know it. How's the smell?

Not sure. Looks like you're already there? Perhaps the urinal mint will improve your breath? Please let us know. Thanks.

lel. Ballin!

so... A dress huh? Fuck I don't have any...

Simulac couldn't even save them, yet he still *thinks* he has accomplished something.

Will a swimsuit do?

I would be willing to accept that. As long as it's a two piece.

You would also have to wax the bikini line. We will not tolerate teh angry spider.

Ok guys, I turned 21 a little while back and have not been on the forums due to binge drinking. But I am no liar, and will not welsh on the dress pic, so here it is. It's from last year, before my goatee, and I'm in full drag. I was going to take a fresh pic, but I don't have a dress lying around, and this one is actually far worse than anything I would do for you damn monkeys, so be happy.

Gott im Himmel! That's what I call SEXAY!!!

GZ on teh birthday! My 21st was rather boring, as I had been buying alcohol for about 2 years prior to that. I also happened to be the oldest in our group of friends. Didn't take more than a week and my buddies were pestering me to buy them booze.