Maximum PC

Want to have fun with the ladies?



Have dreams?



Want to kick the monkeys in their ginormous balls?



Then join CREAMSICLES, we've got women, beer, food, and most of all nice cold creamsicles! Not to mention we know the ancient art of turning people's genitals orange! Join us in our quest to become masters of Monkeys! All you have to do is change your folding username to "creamsicles" (without the "")!

If nothing else, think of it this way guys. If you join the creamsicles, (not only will you be totally cool) you'll help pressure the monkeys. Monkeys are hot-headed and easily driven ape-shit, so if we pressure them, they'll go all out and really ramp up production. This is a win for all of us, plus if we do it big enough, we'll get to see a few of them in dress pics.

This is not a lost cause as the monkeys try to portray it, we're going to see some increases over the next few days, and we're only down a handful of members! The closer this June contest becomes, the more people will hopefully catch interest and help the upstart creamsicles become a unified folding force for MPC.

So everyone out there who likes being cool and increasing team production, the creamsicles want you!

Don't forget to remind them that they will all need to have dresses picked out and have pics up no later than July 2nd, mkay?

You need to be sure everyone is aware of the agreement before you go advertising for recruits.

yeha, you were only down 90,000 today. but at least you brought your sense of humor, please help out the rest of the creamysicles with their lack of same.

As BigT has said, Join us and discover how the monkeys really dress! They may have fooled others into thinking they sleep around naked but they don't! Join us to get the opportunity of a life time and see how these poopers really dress!

spycam from a certain monkey's house:

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses...getting a little desperate for
some powah? You'd be better off recruiting from the monkeys We're everywhere...

creamsicles=f.a.g.s.

Aiight, the orange monkey balls and the numerous threads with monkeys in dresses convinced me.

I'm throwing my SMP clients into this sticky mess.

Weeee, every PPD counts! We're happy you came to the cream-side .

To clarify, the creamedsickos have orange huevos from lack of use and monkeys blue balls from high usage. Dresses are one thing, but putting ones balls into it takes this to a new plane.

Medically speaking, it's exactly the OPPOSITE!!!



SOOOO true!

In human terms maybe.

SO who you going to jump on, an icy cold, MSG-filled freezer treat or the manly monkeys?

Monkeys are like squirrels, all they do is try to find (human) nuts and try to grab them, hold them, lick em and finally eat them. Not to mention their obsession with shit, they can give 2girls1cup a run for their money.

and creamsicles have.....NOTHING....going for them. they just don't last.

I'm cold, sticky, sweet

From my head to my feet, yeah

Quoting 80's hair bands? Hmmm, maybe you are starting to learn from GM? Or was that purely a coincidence?

Oh, and leave her alone, she was just, um, cleaning. As the night maid it is perfectly OK for her to leave a monkey residence at 6am. So give her some space.

I'd hit it.

Word on the street is that you monkeys like to shave the entire ass for easy access, is this true?

ask your girlfriend, she made him do it.