Maximum PC

I'm innocent for a change.........

Assuming you keep guessing, I will quickly run out of tails, fingers, toes, nuts, and sausage.

...and now for something completely different...

I see that you don't see all. . . The only exception has and will always be the monkeys

Silly monkeys, with all this shitting going around, its time for me to slip some Imodium into your diets.

According to the recent stats, I fear you are the ones' with the Immodium addiction.

Heh, I actually take an immodium the day before I have an exam usually. You know you are screwed when you have diarrhea during an exam.

Ah the joys of not having to diarrhea every few minutes. You monkeys really do have a lot of poo, you must all have to take dumps every few minutes. All that pushing really isn't good for the colon. Colon cancer really sucks, Monkey's looking for cure to specific disease?

Where do I sign? There's poo all over the place.
No, thanks. I brought my own pen for the sig.
No telling where that one's been.


Is this BigT on July 1st? _________________Awe, and there's Dreaded.


And there's SM, wait, he's not really a monkey! Uh-oh.


And TiredOldMan...

Nice pics, DD. lol

Tiredoldman isn't a monkey, but he will still get to enjoy the pics of you creamsicles in your purty dresses.

So if he's indeed on the Fed but not a Monkey...
<------What's that then?

Do you tail-waggers just hand out fed badges and credentials to any old (sry TOM)
man, or "monkey", that agrees with you on a given topic or what.
I mean, fill us in. How do we discern who's legitimately folding for the fed
when you guys so generously hand out so many monkey badges?

FACTS:
1> he's got a monkey badge
2> As we can see here he's not producing anything under his usual folding handle
3> like the rest of you mangy primates, he's smack talking the Creamies

So, what is it then? He can have a badge, PPD is MIA, and smack talk but
is immune to a little vaccination once in a while? Kinda sounds like he's
smarter than you four-leggers think. Ha! WTG TOM!

You flee-biters don't make any sense sometimes. Must be all the
exposure to each other makes most of your remarks, discussions, mating
calls, and sly remarks so shallow.

TOM- I seen the gray whiskers on that photo and thought of your handle,
only because of your badge

Heh, no, try again. We know who the monkeys are and who they are not. I'm talking about the core crew, not everyone else. We have a roster that is safe guarded, and will never be found or known by anyone but us monkey's. Shoot, even Google doesn't know about it. Therefor, you cannot argue who is and who is not a primate, as you have no clue. Just because there is a badge, does not a monkey make. It would appear our confusion campaign is working quite nicely, and you fell right into it.

You would also remember he said that he would have to stop folding due to lack of money and/or hardware not too long ago. I know for a fact a few people have been folding under his name for the last little while. Perhaps they went back to their names, our name, your name, or whatever. You really need to keep abreast of current events on these forums.

1. people that folded in the chimp challenges we won, had the option of sporting the jade monkey if they chose to.

2. has nothing to do with anything.

3. you deserve it.

so much to learn, so little time.

I'll have you know that I've gained a bit of weight since that photo was taken.
Real monkeys are secure in their manhood and are not ashamed of wearing a dress if the occasion requires it, which this one won't.

We'll see.

Hell yeah! He said keep abreast! Make it two! That's damn good advice no matter HOW you look at it! ROCK ON!

hhmmmmm, he said breast /drool/

Ah but we humans like our boobies to be hairless.

you have boobies going through a "change" of life huh