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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:39 pm 
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Mom has no sympathy for your sorry ass. :D


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Yea, well I'll make her ass sorry if that's how she feels.


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Jeez you 2 are impossible. :roll:

What? I can be...Umm..Possible.


Possibly. 8)


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no....you cant.


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ATI4EVER! wrote:
no....you cant.

I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.


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ATI4EVER! wrote:
no....you cant.

I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.


That reminds me of that song, I'am my own grandpa.


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Jokerswild1 wrote:
That reminds me of that song, I'am my own grandpa.

Never heard of it. :?


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That was a movie with tom arnold wasn't it?


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Spider Monkey wrote:
That was a movie with tom arnold wasn't it?


He did the song, I didn't know it was a movie.


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Ray Stevens did the song before him.


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One4yu2c wrote:
Ray Stevens did the song before him.


Bingo, your right I remember him doing it. Ray Stevens did a lot of comedy songs.


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I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

"It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa."


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Need to rename that to TWBalls song. :D


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You have also kissed so much ass you probably can't even see day light anymore. You ought to be PC and have all of your dreams accomplished by months end.


HEY! what do you mean I kiss a lot of ass? I resent that. An ass kisser I'm not. Sure, I thank people, BFD, but I do not kiss ass- my nose is not brown!

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I'll bet a large about of them fondle their keyboards while reading your posts (not to say I don't, but I'm not in question here).


I'm gonna have to put my Harley there. Then everyone will really get bothered.

I know what your talking about with replying to 3 different people at Delphi, here what I do is hit quote, then reply, then cut it out, hit the back buttont post, click on quote, then paste my 1st cut on top of it, then reply to the next. Some days I get notepad going, it's just easier.


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/Reads Lyrics to song

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Need to rename that to TWBalls song. :D


:? Confused :?
/Head explodes


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TWBalls wrote:
/Reads Lyrics to song

Jokerswild1 wrote:
Need to rename that to TWBalls song. :D


:? Confused :?
/Head explodes


From your previous post about relatives.


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erm....how about


SHUT THE FUCK UP


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ATI4EVER! wrote:
erm....how about


SHUT THE FUCK UP


Oh my. :oops:


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that sort of language is not tolerated her u fucktard! :wink:


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