I got a "club" you can join. It's called ddb's Holiday Camp. This is more of a cult than a club but who cares? ddbism is the religion of the future and if you don't join now you will never know the true secrets of the universe. You will be left out... alone... cold... feeling empty and lost inside.
When the time comes the true believers will be let into the majesty and wonder which is ddb's Holiday Camp. The non believers trying to get a sneak peek will be bound/gagged and shown pictures of tubgirl and goat53 while being sexually molested by an exotic animal of my choosing.
Here is a sample of my past sermons -
I am starting a cult called ddb's Holiday Camp. I had a vision. In this vision a higher power spoke to me. This entity told me that everything in our reality is made up of positive and negative energy. I was also told that everything in nature relies on opposite attractions. People are born with a neutral energy. As they grow and experience life they start to go from a neutral energy to either a more positive or more negative energy. This energy can be felt by other people. Some people have so much negative energy that you can actually feel yourself being drained and becoming physically exhausted when you are in close proximity to them. Others have such a positive energy that being close to them brightens your spirits and lifts up your mood. These energies are very important in determining where you go in the afterlife. If you have more positive energy when you die than negative you go to "heaven". Have the opposite and you freeze in "hell". Yes, hell is cold as it contains nothing but negative energy and heaven is warm because of the positive. To learn more secrets of teh universe you must join ddb's Holiday Camp. It will be a great camp. All attractive young single females get free membership.
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We are the Martians.
We came to this planet in search of greener pastures since our home world was dying. The Neanderthals were the native Earth people and our species quickly wiped most of those retards out but some sick fuks actually interbred with these inferior "Earthlings".
We sent a select few to Earth since the entire planet of Mars could not be evacuated. Technology and the raping and pillaging of Mars are what killed that planet. The "Martians" decided that they would take a different path on this "New World", live a simpler life on Earth and take care of this planet. Well seems we forgot the old ways and are doomed to the same fate only this time we have no other place to go.
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I wish ignorant homophobes would understand that the Earth is becoming overpopulated and gaiety is nature's way of controlling the pet population.
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Words are only meaningless to those who ignore their meaning ... they are constructed symbols, and have as much meaning as we choose to invest in them.
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Hey, everybody was the same color at one point in time. Dogs evolved from just a handful of wolves tamed by humans. We come from mars. We were all a dark reddish/brown color till we started to breed certain traits into us and we will eventually be that color again.
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In the meantime you should really consider spending time in the universal mind. Think... We were born on this planet called Earth. Now we are "alive". We go to work to be contributing members of society for the advancement of mankind. We run a giant machine that spits out material goods and destroys the Earth. I don't know about you but this world needs changing.
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Reality is not your friend.
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Take two differently gendered tarts and put them in a room till the female tart becomes pregnant. Around 9 months later you will have another dumbass member of society.
Genes have a lot to with with ones thoughts and reactions to everyday life. It's all about neurochemistry.
"Just say NO to drugs!...."
LOL, then we would ALL be DEAD! Love, fear, depression, anxiety, etc. are all feelings produced by chemicals rushing through your head.
The amount of these chemicals (drugs), how these chemicals make you feel and how your body reacts to these chemicals are determined by your parent’s genetic structures and how they combined to make you.
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Words disappear as soon as they are said.
Ignorance is genetic and also a product of ones environment.
Tell a deaf man to "Fuck off", think he cares?
Actions! Not words are what make a man or woman.
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A religion old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the universe as revealed by modern science, might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths. Sooner or later, such a religion will emerge.
-Carl Sagan
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