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OK here it is, I was doing some thinking and playing around at the 'ol EOC today and found this interesting factiod: In ~180 days both Team Monkey and Monsterbuilder will hit 1 Million points.

Here is my challenge: Let's Race!

We can bicker about the prize for the next 3 months, M1 has to post pics of him in M2's dress when he loses or something like that. I want to have the prize worked out before half of the race is over . Currently you have a 75,000 point lead, but we here at Team Monkey will give you that as a handicap. Xenolyth and Al, you are both welcome to get in on this too. I am all for a 4 way race, I am sure there are no objections from the rest of the simian clan.

Post back if you have the stones for it. We can have a great deal of fun, fling some poo, and while were at it help out Stanford.

LET'S DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

I'm in. I am really only about 2-3 computers behind each of you in PPD. I should be able to pull something out of my butt before next year. Plus I look pretty darn sexy in my wife's dresses.

Maybe the losers have to give up a computer to the winner for 2 weeks or something. or vice versa. the winner has to give a computer to each loser. not really a prize, but it's all about the cure and braggin rights anyway.

Ooo Ooo! I'm passing through from the office comp - let me get back to you on this later this evening or tomorrow.

OK, I'm in - as for the prize, I don't have a problem with the dress, except that it'd have to come from Mrs M... M2 is an old roommate with a celly laptop contributing occasional QMDs to MonsterBuilder. Technically, I suppose we constitute a team rather than an individual at times like Christmas Holidays, but since he doesn't fold all the time... I figure I qualify as an individual... so since you guys are many and I am but one... I'll happily take that 75k handicap as evening the playing field.

Xeno and AL should definitely join in - this thread would become a must-read from here to June.

Finally, they don't call me Chief Two Stones for nothing... but having the stones stops at handling poo... I'm Chief Two Stones, not Chief Two Sh!ts.

So then... prizes? Suggestions? I got another rat last night (which means I have another hole. )... wanna me tah send it to yah fer yah ta play wit? He don't bite no more.

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Oh wait - You reckon we ought to drag the dinosaur into this and make it a five-way food fight?

Aww hell yeah!



Yopu damn skippy it will.

So a 'medic can't get no love here, huh?

Hell Yeah! The more the merrier!! This is going to be fun.

I didn't invite you because I didn't want you to feel bad when you lose.

ya if the medic gets all beat up who's gonna take care of everyone...

I thought about you, dude, but I figured you've got a better chance at running me down than Team Monkey... I hear your footsteps...

I was half-thinking I ought to avoid stacking too much on the plate, but................

Grab hold and JUMP IN!!!

Seriously, I've been to the compedators websites recently (one in which I had to pounce a spammer), and no one else has this kind of fun!

Was it that mcgoo or whatever his name is character? How'd it go?

This may even get Spider to get all those computers out of boxes and folding.

Sounds like you guys have a great idea.

After you get it all figured out, mostly who, You might need a new thread with a name that's tells it like it is:

The dress up funny and we want pictures - race to a million

If you don't win (get there first) you lose. That's a lot of men in women's cloths for everybody to laugh at.

Great idea Lodis.

That's sweet and all, but I don't see me getting rolled. At least not too badly. All for the science, right?

I found his boss and instructed him to inform his crew of proper folding practices. He..... um.............. got the meaning.

HEHEHEHE! There's such a thing as instructing and such a thing as SM bopping people I love... I wonder which it was

Oh yea, those are two different things huh.....

So far this is a very quiet race.

I expected some outrageous exaggerations, outlandish expectations, examining of manhood (or outright questioning), claims made regarding the folding prowess of different species and even a little speculation on how some opponents are going to make some awful looking women.

But things are quiet so far.

I wish I could have been in this thing and I hope Al finds his way to the contest.

His comments would probably be worth archiving.

Good luck to everyone.

C'mon mike, bring it! It'll force me to add another box to keep you from running up my back on the way to seven digits large!

Speaking of folding prowess (thanks, G)... c'mon monkey boys! Where the heck's bigtoy? I keep hearing about the awesome folding of Team Monkey... but in all my trips to the zoo, I've only seen monkeys demonstrating an ability at UN-folding... specifically, peeling.... as in peeling bananas... and scratching their @sses... barfing in their hands and gobbling the steaming mass back up (no kidding - saw it at the zoo myself)...

No way yer gonna make it to 7 LARGE before MonsterBuilder!

Four words, monkey boys!................

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S. N.

P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I'm gonna bring it M1, is that bravado I hear, or fear? Make it or not in six months, it's gonna happen! The same goes for the Monkeys! I ain't scairt!

KING KONG AIN'T GOT S#!T ON ME!!!