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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:15 pm 
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Let the Mac take out his magical, invisible crystal ball. He sees Spanky Monkey...he sees IamDeWoman...good news, you're still MPC team chumpions - but hold on, it's a little foggy....ah there it is, clear as crystal. It's a picture of the Mac whipping both your monkey*sses all over Foldville!

To think..... that this use to be a lot last year. :P


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[img ] This image borked the intarweb [ /img]


Whao there killer. This might be the least moderated folder of all the places in all the forums of all the intarto0bz but there still a protocal that must be followed.

Do that again, and you'll be the one posing for that picture.
What would you expect from a bubblehead.


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IamDeMan wrote:
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[img ] This image borked the intarweb [ /img]


Whao there killer. This might be the least moderated folder of all the places in all the forums of all the intarto0bz but there still a protocal that must be followed.

Do that again, and you'll be the one posing for that picture.
What would you expect from a bubblehead.


I bet he still has to stand in line and hold the string when he and some friends go for a walk...... and i bet his mittens even have string still...... at least that's what i saw the other day when i drove by the special needs school....... :twisted:


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Whao. This thread is already half as long as last years thread and the competition hasn't even started yet! lawlz!


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To think..... that this use to be a lot last year. :P


If charisma were rain, Spanky Monkey would be a desert. QueenGuppy will come along and set your candy a** straight. Then the Mac says this-- YOU should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice tall glass of shut up juice!


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Macaholic wrote:
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To think..... that this use to be a lot last year. :P


If charisma were rain, Spanky Monkey would be a desert. QueenGuppy will come along and set your candy a** straight. Then the Mac says this-- YOU should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice tall glass of shut up juice!
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Dateline: NBC 26 April 2007

After several weeks of investigative reporting, our Senior Washington Correspondent George O’Jungle, has finally discovered the secret to the Overclockers folding success.
It’s appears that in reality they are a group of 36 women ranging in age from 57 to 89 years old that have been selling themselves for computer parts.

We have proof that during the past 4 years that they have been engaged in this illegal activity, they have earned exactly $14.83 for the sexual favors, and $167,371.43 by blackmailing their customers (mostly lonely scientists at some university in California…). They have put all but $26.32 toward computer parts and net connectivity
in order to advance up the ranks of the folding@home ladder of rank. The remaining $26.32 has gone towards purchasing stock in the Depends Corporation. They are now majority share holders.


Picture, not for the faint of heart (that means you Team 32 girls)
A clandestine photo taken immediately after an illicit agreement between zim01 and the ‘Mac’ of team 32, to increase their points per day by way of at least 4 tricks per day each at a cost of $.04 each.

NBC World News


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HAHAHAHOHOHEHEHAHAHAHA!â„¢


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Picture, not for the faint of heart (that means you Team 32 girls)
A clandestine photo taken immediately after an illicit agreement between zim01 and the ‘Mac’ of team 32, to increase their points per day by way of at least 4 tricks per day each at a cost of $.04 each.

NBC World News


Nice try BreadedOne269. Your team buses have arrived;

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Quick! Finish your upgrades and hop on before you miss the contest;

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teh cool picture macacholic, which one are you? the one on the end, with no ivory behind them lips?


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Nah, He's just practicing for the after-competition lolly pop sucking contest. BTW, good form chap!! We might just have to hire you full time!!!


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I think that is a picture of me (far right as you're looking at it).
That was back in my Army days. We were drinking, and laughing after we opened a new Mac Pro II system the government paid $50.00 brand new.

We ended up using a Casio calculator to do all of our spread sheets and documents instead. Worked better and was much cheaper in the long run.

You guy's mom's have fat asses too? Wow, we might be related my brothers from different mothers :shock:


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sad thing is Mac actually started out okay...... but his posts just get worse and worse....... damn maybe they're running outta smack juice..........

zimmer special needs i think requires a friend...... who wants to chip in and get him an Anna Nicole blow up doll....... he and Mac can share.... 2 people I love for the price of one...... :roll: :P


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Here is another one of Zim and Macs loyal follower. She didn't quite get "folding".

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I notice that she is wearing her true allegiance :)


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sad thing is Mac actually started out okay...... but his posts just get worse and worse....... damn maybe they're running outta smack juice..........

zimmer special needs i think requires a friend...... who wants to chip in and get him an Anna Nicole blow up doll....... he and Mac can share.... 2 people I love for the price of one...... :roll: :P


First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. (Mahatma Gandhi)

Opportunities multiply as they are seized. (Sun Tzu)


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Talking about this Anna Nicole Smith blow up doll? (SFW)

That happens to be the most realistic Anna Nicole doll I've ever seen.


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Opportunities multiply as they are seized. (Sun Tzu)


Macs opportunity 1: Team MacOS X spanked by Maximum PC Magazine
Macs opportunity 2: Overclockers Monkeys spanked by MPC Monkeys
Macs opportunity 3: Chimp Challenge 07, You're right the being spanked opportunities multiply for You.


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Macs opportunity 1: Team MacOS X spanked by Maximum PC Magazine
Macs opportunity 2: Overclockers Monkeys spanked by MPC Monkeys
Macs opportunity 3: Chimp Challenge 07, You're right the being spanked opportunities multiply for You.


Confuse the enemy. Keep him in the dark on your intentions. Sometimes what seems a victory isn’t really a victory and sometimes a defeat isn’t really a defeat.


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Macaholic wrote:
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Macs opportunity 1: Team MacOS X spanked by Maximum PC Magazine
Macs opportunity 2: Overclockers Monkeys spanked by MPC Monkeys
Macs opportunity 3: Chimp Challenge 07, You're right the being spanked opportunities multiply for You.


Confuse the enemy. Keep him in the dark on your intentions. Sometimes what seems a victory isn’t really a victory and sometimes a defeat isn’t really a defeat.


This is my favorite:

"Talk in circles to make yourself sound smarter than you really are."
- Macaholic

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