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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:54 am 
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Just thought I'd ask and see if there was any needed help here on the forums? I have nothing but spare time at the moment, and need something productive to do with it.

Feel free to message me if you have any questions, or with any info.

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I've got this itch..... :wink:


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Lord, I should've seen this coming or in Spider Monkey's case cuming. lol I did say productive didn't I.....Could've sworn that was in there somewhere....oh yeah there it is....lol

-Lawless, I'm gonna have to assume one of three things listed in order of likeliness...
First - you are extremely lazy, and wont even take the time to scratch yourself
Two - you're so severely obese, you cant physically reach the itch to scratch it or.
Last - You're a double amputee with no way to actually scratch it.

and Spider Monkey, that depends, are you a female between the ages of 18 and 35, weighing no more than 145 lbs consisting of a decent build, with an attractive face - and if not willing to apply a paper sack, willing to travel to NW Tennessee? If so, you might be in luck. lol


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2 trains leave 2 different stations .....


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navyvet85 wrote:
Lord, I should've seen this coming or in Spider Monkey's case cuming. lol I did say productive didn't I.....Could've sworn that was in there somewhere....oh yeah there it is....lol

-Lawless, I'm gonna have to assume one of three things listed in order of likeliness...
First - you are extremely lazy, and wont even take the time to scratch yourself
Two - you're so severely obese, you cant physically reach the itch to scratch it or.
Last - You're a double amputee with no way to actually scratch it.

and Spider Monkey, that depends, are you a female between the ages of 18 and 35, weighing no more than 145 lbs consisting of a decent build, with an attractive face - and if not willing to apply a paper sack, willing to travel to NW Tennessee? If so, you might be in luck. lol


BAHAHAHAHAHA!
you do have alot of time on your hands.

touche'


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bingojubes wrote:
2 trains leave 2 different stations .....


The one leaving San Francisco is heading west at 50 MPH, the one leaving New York is heading east at 135 MPH. Where in the US of A will they meet?
What is Sally's favorite dog?
Does the granny knot get tied left over right or right over left?
What's the square root of pi?
Why is there air?
Whose of first?


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dedgar wrote:
bingojubes wrote:
2 trains leave 2 different stations .....


The one leaving San Francisco is heading west at 50 MPH, the one leaving New York is heading east at 135 MPH. Where in the US of A will they meet?
What is Sally's favorite dog?
Does the granny knot get tied left over right or right over left?
What's the square root of pi?
Why is there air?
Whose of first?


They will meet in a scrapyard due to rusting in about 20 years.

Sally's favorite dog is, the hot dog, although she prefers a beer brat. Thats why she weighs 300 lbs.

Granny doesnt have a knot, she cant reach her shoes to tie them anymore.

Cake.

Why wouldn't there be?

Who's of first? I think the real question should be, who taught you grammar?


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navyvet85 wrote:
and Spider Monkey, that depends, are you a female between the ages of 18 and 35, weighing no more than 145 lbs consisting of a decent build, with an attractive face - and if not willing to apply a paper sack, willing to travel to NW Tennessee? If so, you might be in luck. lol


Wow what an age range. 18 to 35?
Depending on your looks/age, what makes you think a girl 18 or 35 would want you? lol

You'd have to post pics.


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