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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:26 am 
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Renamed, found more awesome stuff. Feel free to share.

OpenBSD shutdown.c, line 93
http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/s ... otate=1.36

http://programming-motherfucker.com/ wrote:
We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do...Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.


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