AOL = Ain't Online Literate
Another good idea for the AOL freebie CDs, add one to your backpack when your hiking in the back country. In case you get lost, use the CD as a S.O.S. signal.
Stocking stuffers for the worst enemy.
Christmas tree decorations... though I believe Jesus would be upset if you celebrated this holiday with AOL.
Shatter the disk and mail it back to AOL.
Save several disks for your car just incase you need them for extra traction in the snow when you get stuck.
Instead of using an orange colored triangle for caution when pulled off to the shoulder of the road, simply face out all the AOL free CDs and all comp savvy people should steer clear. Use caution when a AOL friendly person asks if you need some help.
Scan the AOL disk and copy it to a CD label and stick it to your favorite music CDs to prevent theft.
For every religious missionary that comes knocking on your door offering a free Bible, offer them a AOL CD in gratitude.
When recieving junk mail with return envelopes, send them an AOL CD back in the envelope.. broken of course, they'll get the hint you're not intersted.
When a telemarketer calls, try to sell them your free CD with anything they try to sell you.
Send all of your AOL CDs to the US Air Force and maybe with some luck they'll put them all into a bomber and send them over any terrorist country. thus, when the terrorist uses ALL of the free CDs for free internet to transfer negative information to other terrorists cells, the CIA and FBI will realize that AOL is providing a FREE service to the terrorists and will shut them down. Only in my dreams could this happen, but it's a really nice plot.