Maximum PC

Not in a literary sense. In a real physical sense. Where do you get your magazine printed? The Dogpatch Skunkworks? I have to rent a HazMat suit every time I want to open it. The suit isn't so bad but the face shield keeps fogging up and makes it hard to read. In the last two months the local HazMat unit has been called to my mail box each month the mag arrived. There was a family of skunks that lived in the neighborhood but they moved out because of the smell. (taps microphone: Is this thing on?)