You've reached the end of another day, and a Monday no less. It wasn't easy, but you began the uphill battle that is yet another work week with grace, poise, and some other adjectives that aren't generally used in reviews of ice-skating performances. Still though, you can't shake this weird feeling – like something's missing. And that's because it is. You were promised a Crysis 2 “
Advanced Graphics Setting
” patch, after all. What gives? Well, as it turns out, we've all been had.
“No patch was ever confirmed, I have no idea why this website even posted such information... When there are any big announcements regarding Crysis 2 they will be posted on MyCrysis, if you read something about a patch for example, but don't see it on MyCrysis.com, then it isn't genuine,” said a Crytek representative in
a post on the MyCrysis forums
So then, that's that. As for why the original website mislead everyone, we haven't the foggiest. Early April Fools? If so, you certainly won't be hearing any utterances of “MAXIMUM HUMOR” from our nanosuits.