Chuck E. Cheese Plans to Party with Oculus Rift in Select Areas

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Keith E. Whisman

Um perhaps they should focus on improving their pizza recipes because they continuously win worst pizza in the world awards year after year. Besides I thought oculus rift was purchased by Facebook? Shouldn't it be about browsing Facebook?

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Neufeldt2002

I wonder how long until someone throws up?

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ApathyCurve

Chuck E. Cheese is the long-lost Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. I'd rather get a root canal than go into one of those horrid places again. At least the dentist can give you medication that dulls the pain. Inside a CEC, (a.k.a. - Torture Chamber of Satan), you are subjected to the full blast of mind-numbing pain and stupidity for the entire duration of your visit. I think it may cause PTSD in adults.

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Ninjawithagun

Oh great. That's all we need is another Chuck E. Cheese gaming item that is crawling with germs from the thousands of people before you that used it. Chuck E. Cheese is by far the worse, nasty, unclean, unsanitary place I have ever taken my kids to. NEVER AGAIN. Stay far far away from Chucky, unless you want your entire family to be sick for a week. You have been warned!

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Spiral01

I wonder if there will be lawsuits as a result of the kidies bumping into to things and possible smashing their head on a wall and breaking the stupid contraption.

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TheDorkSide

Pinkeye...Pinkeye everywhere. Chuck E. Cheese is a petri dish.

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Ninjawithagun

Damn! You got that right! Read my comment above... Stay far far away from the nastiest place in the universe that is called "Chuck E. Cheese". If there was "The most gross place on Earth", Chuck E. Cheese would hold the record for most repeat wins.

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devin3627

crazy you say that. i know someone who got extremely sick going to one.

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Obsidian

Sometimes technology doesn't make things better. This is one of those times. Taking the physicality of an overpowered fan and physical paper and replacing it with ... Oculus Rift?

-- John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?

-- Lenina Huxley: [stands up, shocked] Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?

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The Mac

nice....demolition man reference....

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bjoswald

Now kids can be beaten and molested in 3333333-DDDDDDD!

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tony2tonez

Virtual skeeball?

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Innomasta

They better make those things wireless or kids will be wrapping themselves up and ripping out the cord as they spin around.

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devin3627

you are right, i remember all the playstation and nintendo 64 controllers that would break.