The thing about train wrecks is once an out-of-control locomotive steamrolls off of the tracks, there's no telling where it will land. Such is the morbid curiosity that comes from seeing where Charlie Sheen will take his antics next. He's tried talk shows, live streaming, and even the stand-up variety show circuit. What's left to, um, conquer? The mobile app world, duh!
Sheen's latest self promotion comes in the form of a $2.99 iOS app called "The MaSheen." For the price of a Happy Meal, you can continue to follow Sheen's sad descent that, miraculously, still hasn't hit rock bottom. The MaSheen includes 17 short video clips of the former Two and a Half Men star rambling on about this and that, as well as his take on the magic 8-ball. Ask the app a question, furiously shake your iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad and read your fortune, which is held in place by a tiger's jaw, of course.
The app's developers pitch The MaSheen as a way for you to put "the mind of Charlie Sheen in your pocket," though commenters have had other things to say.
"Honestly, save your money. It's not worth $2.99. There's nothing to [do] and you can see it all in less than 5 minutes. Don't wast your time or money," user "Marcoolop" posted in his 1/5 star review.
Image Credit: Post Empire (via iTunes Store)