Exciting news! Two of Ubisoft's biggest games are, in fact, launching eventually. It wasn't all some cruel, multi-million dollar practical joke after all. More specifically, Far Cry 3's going mad for madness on September 4, and Assassin's Creed 3: Goodbye, Obnoxious Subtitles is taking a stab at renewed greatness on October 30 . Which would be cause for cake and pinatas shaped like Desmond's dumb face, except that Ubisoft doesn't exactly have the best history with PC and on-time release dates. Somewhat encouragingly, Assassin's Creed: Revelations only slipped one month instead of the usual three, but we're not getting our hopes up. It's not all bad, though. For instance, there's a snazzy new Far Cry 3 CGI trailer after the break, and we've done a really good job of not making fun of it for starring Nathan Drake from Uncharted yet. Wait.