How much can Mr. Fancy really do to reinvent the table fan?
Love him or hate him, you probably have a strong opinion of James Dyson, he of the haughty British accent and high-tech vacuum cleaners. When Dyson hawks his inventions on TV—explaining what was so hideously wrong with older technology, and how his gear solves everything, and for this you dare not look at him directly in the eyes—we sort of want to yell at him. “Your pie hole: Shut it! You invented a new type of vacuum cleaner, dude, not cold fusion!”