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Modifying your hardware beyond its intended use doesn’t always deliver desirable results. Here are a few hacks that didn’t sound viable on paper, and would probably be supremely disastrous in practice. Definitely don’t try these at home!
In the future, we’ll all be using wall-mounted displays for convenient viewing-angle adjustment and an ultra-sleek look. But we’ll all be using LCD displays, as well. That’s why wall-mounting a CRT not only looks obnoxious but is also probably the quickest way to tear a hole out of your wall. Never mind that CRTs don’t have mounting holes on their backs, their forward-heavy weight would snap off any mounting arm before you could finish screwing it in.
Craving the glorious visual fidelity of high-definition movies but don’t have the budget for a Blu-ray drive? Maybe replacing the red laser diode of your standard DVD player with a blue LED will do the trick. You wish! Hacking your optical drive’s laser isn’t just inadvisable—it simply won’t work. Sorry, Charlie.
Brawndo’s got electrolytes. What are electrolytes? We’re not sure, but they’re extremely awesome. And they’re what CPUs crave. They crave electrolytes. And Brawndo is full of them. And that’s why CPUs crave Brawndo. Not water, like from the toilet. We’ve never seen CPUs cooled in a toilet. Get Brawndo—the CPU Thirst Mutilator! Not!
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Keith E. Whisman
July 21, 2008 at 3:13pm
Does the Audigy2 share the same pin arrangement as the Xfi?
beef_wellington
July 08, 2008 at 8:40pm
Very nice my Dell Axim has been collecting dust for quite some time now and I was about to buy one of those programable LCD displays to show my temps during gaming sessions. Finding a new use for an old tool is one of the most satisfying feelings. Thanks Norm
Shalbatana
July 08, 2008 at 8:27am
Just as another option, at the auto store you can buy one of those no-slip mats, that are made to go on your dashboard. They have a relatively "tacky" no slip feature that if used on your charging station box would prevent things from falling or bumping around should the box get knocked.
I'm still brainstorming how to make custom cradles for everything.
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simonlarano
July 04, 2008 at 4:58pm
I recently took my first steps in soundproofing my already quiet XPS 420 case. I purchased Dynamat Extreme (top of the line name, top of the line results) and it was a snap to install. The noise from vibration of my HDD is greatly reduced, and the relatively cheap modification was definitely worth it.
boottoob
June 09, 2008 at 4:28pm
The x-fi hack was in the July 2006 issue. It bears repeating but it is unfortunate that creative doesn't make, list or provide a link for a cable to convert their outputs for front panel use. They'd sell for sure.
js
founding reader
chaos.13037
June 07, 2008 at 8:49am
"A roll of linerless rubber splicer tape will do the job and is available at Home Depot for $3 a pop."
Is that just electrical tape without adhesive?
Cause I have electrical tape but not "linerless rubber splicer tape".
nduanetesh
June 04, 2008 at 10:13pm
This is pretty much a great article. I was just thinking the other day about how MaxPC has gotten away from it's old school roots of hardware hacks. Great to see you guys bringing something like this back.
In the "Create a Charging Station" section, you seem to imply sloths are...messy? "Just because you’re a gadget junkie doesn’t mean you have to be a sloth." Urm. What? Sloths are known for being very slow. Did you mean to say "slob"?
dstevens
October 11, 2008 at 3:06pm
sloth is 1 of the 7 deadly sins .... it is the one pertaining to messy people and dirtiness. slob is just a slob.
go watch Se7en.
Marcus_Soperus
June 04, 2008 at 2:33pm
Some media readers use a removable USB Type A/Type B cable that is designed to plug into a USB port on the rear of the system (or an internal port on a USB add-on card). However, if you buy one of these and you have a spare USB header on the motherboard, follow Gordon's advice to convert a spare USB port rear bracket into an internal adapter and you're all set: http://www.maximumpc.com/article/how_to_make_an_internal_usb_adapter
When you shop for a media reader, make sure it also works with the media types you want to use. One potential concern right now is the popular SDHC format used for 4GB and larger SD-type cards. You must make sure your reader (and your digital camera or other device) can read them.
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Shalbatana
June 04, 2008 at 10:26am
Now you've gone and done it.
Just go ahead and give me MORE projects to immerse myself in that will take me away from the things I SHOULD be doing!
You've sparked my imagination!
Thanks tremendously for this.There's no time like the future.
Keith E. Whisman
June 04, 2008 at 12:14pm
Um I loved this article when I read it in the magazine last night on the toilet. Why is this article in the News section though? Shouldn't this be in the From The Mag section? Oh well I'm sure the missing Podcast has something to do with this.
