PC + Digital Cable = Not Ready for Prime Time
HOW WE TESTED
Our office building is serviced by satellite TV, not cable, so we decided to test the TV Wonder Digital Cable Tuners in my downtown San Francisco apartment. And since the product was so new to the market, we decided to contact Comcast’s public relations department (Comcast is our local cable provider) about delivering and installing the necessary CableCards. (The FCC mandates that the cable companies give consumers an alternative to renting a set-top box, but they didn’t say the cable companies couldn’t insist on installing it for you, making a few bucks off the service call, and charging you a modest rental fee to boot.)
I don’t know about you, but the idea of having Larry the Cable Guy hollering “Git-r-done!” while futzing around with my $7,000 home-theater PC scares the crap out of me. Fortunately, the technician Comcast dispatched turned out to be very experienced with PCs. He was, in fact, a Maximum PC reader who had built several of his own rigs. But let’s face it, a PC-savvy cable installer is not the norm. You’re more likely to get an independent contractor whose experience is limited to stripping and terminating coax.
So I either lucked out or Comcast’s PR department hand-picked the tech. The PR department, however, failed to inform the tech that I needed to install two PCs with a total of four TV Wonder cards, so he showed up with only two CableCards. And then he wanted to know where the OCUR boxes were. “The tuners are inside the PCs,” I said. “Really? I haven’t seen that before,” he replied. “I’ve only connected two PCs to cable, and they both used external boxes.”
You'll need a CableCard from your service provider to make an OCUR card work.
The tech told me he’d receive training direct from Microsoft, but none of it covered internal tuners. We both agreed that the process should be the same, since the only difference is that the slots are inside the case, versus in an external box. The tech then proceeds to install the CableCards, connect the tuners to coax line, fire up the PC, and begin the software configuration. This step involves activating the TV Wonder with a product-activation code, and calling the Comcast office to exchange some information.
We should have had a picture at this point, but we didn’t. After double-checking all his connections, running diagnostics on the cable itself, and conferring with the home office, the tech decides to call his contact at Microsoft who had personally trained him how to install external OCUR boxes. And this is when the installation process went from absurd to ridiculous—especially since the tech—unbeknownst to the people he was speaking to—had his push-to-talk cellphone on speaker.