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The Witcher, an under-the-radar fantasy RPG that – despite what its name might suggest – has nothing to do with witches, has officially earned itself a sequel. This news should be exciting to you, human being with a modicum of sanity and intelligence. If you’re not bouncing up and down with glee, though, give The Witcher a try, and then come back and join the party. Everyone else, you’ve got a trailer to watch. We’ll wait.
Cool, huh? So, when can you expect to sink your fangs into the White Wolf’s next adventure?
“We’re aiming for release in Q1 2011,” said a CD Projekt RED rep.
Oh, is that so? Well, it sure is a good thing that gamers are such patient, non-demanding people. Boy howdy, if we had a dollar for every time we’ve heard a gamer say “I can’t wait to play Game X” or “I’d kill someone with a miniature potted cactus to play, say, The Witcher 2 right this freaking second,” we’d have zero dollars. Because gamers never talk like that. Ever.
Huh? You still think they do? Oh, we have so got a miniature potted cactus with your name on it.
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thetr00per
March 25, 2010 at 7:00pm
The Witcher is one of my all time favorite games. I can't wait for this one to come out.
thematejka
March 24, 2010 at 7:52pm
I played the game in OTS view. It was the easiest for me, and by far got you closest to the action and all the pretty graphics :). It felt more personal, and you could literally control Geralt with just the forward key and the mouse.
Jasker
March 24, 2010 at 5:25pm
I wanted to like Witcher. It came with my 8800GTS 512 for free. And I'm cheap, so believe me I wanted to like it. Also it got rave reviews. I just couldn't get past the controls. Maybe I'll try it again, I suppose I could have missed something.
highsidednb
March 24, 2010 at 1:39pm
The Witcher was one of the most delightful surprises of my gaming experience. I'm so glad I took the advice of some friends and tried it out. Can't wait for #2. Might have to go run through the first one again.
Scootiep
March 24, 2010 at 5:49am
Damn it, yet another game that's going to sic those pesky social services people on me for neglecting my children.
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