Urinal Gaming: Good Idea or Horrible Concept?

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Slowman

Does this mean it's respectable to hold your dick while looking at a computer screen?

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MaximumMike

Finally! An appropriate market segment for EA games.

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Shalbatana

HA!

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jgottberg

LOL! Sure, why not... 55 seconds is max time though? That's too short a game though if I'm out having a few. If they supported something like SmartGlass where I could slide to the next urinal to complete my upload stream and pickup the game where I left off on the other one, I'd be good with that.

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Sirius

Yet more proof of the increasing need to entertain ourselves. This is not a good thing. Someone's going to get themselves hurt trying to drink as much as they can so they can get onto the leaderboards. Sooner or later I bet the company gets sued for medical damages for bladder/kidney complications.

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Spiral01

Just another screen in our face to help keep us distracted from the North American Union and the Amero taking shape along with the destruction of the Constitution, all while we play peeing games and the like.

Fantastic idea, no, really, Pfft!

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limitbreaker

teabagger... are you saying that you think about American politics usually when you don't play peeing games while pissing?

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jgottberg

Gezzer's profile pic below is so appropriate for this piece.

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jgottberg

damn X2 posts

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Gezzer

I've always wondered if ideas like this one sound better in a boardroom setting, or was the guy giving the "pitch" that good of a salesman?

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vrmlbasic

I'm hoping that this will inspire floor to ceiling partitions between the urinals to become standard everywhere.

How do you win at the game? What happens when an ill-timed auto flush happens during gameplay?

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Renegade Knight

Looks like a monitor that runs on electricity and a sensor in the urinal that runs on electricity. I just don't trust electricity enough to pee on it.

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TrollBot5000

this idea is even worse than a jumps to conclusions mat.

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Neufeldt2002

As with others, I would be worried about those that can't aim and end up peeing on my feet or leg(s), especially if people are drinking alcohol. I have seen many who can barely stand upright after a few, I really don't want to see them trying to play a game with their bodily functions after a few.

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don2041

This blows my piss pump idea out of can.

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don2041

I can't wait for the really shitty games to come out!
I'm sure they will be based on bombing raids on north Korea

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limitbreaker

lol

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don2041

I have a huge supply of forestry piss pumps for rent. good for 5 gallons of wet and wild gaming. check it out at upiss.com

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jgottberg

You are bad at this. Where is the "My mom made x amount selling these. Check it out at cloud65.com" ? lol

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ZayLay

This only encourages me to break out MY stick the next time I play Wee on the Kinect LOL

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noobstix

God forbid they put these into a workplace. You could literally be in the bathroom for your entire break (or even longer) with a bunch of water at your side to keep it going. They could even make a "Wee Ninja" game (similar to Fruit Ninja) and it would probably explode like somebody's bladder. Well I guess this would give new meaning to the phrase "dicking around".

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Jox

Problem 1: Attention focused on another task may result in wet trousers.

Problem 2: Dicks (pun) who won't leave the urinal while I'm waiting to pee.

Problem 3: Dicks (rehashed pun) who find it amusing to attempt to piss on the game screen/controls.

Problem 4: People may suddenly be more interested in talking to me while I pee. I don't want to talk to you when I'm NOT in the restroom; I have even less desire to talk to you when I am.

Problem 5: Theft. Think it won't happen??? Read this:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2012/11/prweb10170963.htm

-Jox

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I Jedi

"Problem 3: Dicks (rehashed pun) who find it amusing to attempt to piss on the game screen/controls."

Agree with you here most. A restroom should be a place to relieve yourself, not to see a video screen with piss going down it.

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West996

Where the real problem is going to start is when somenoe sees me at the top of the leaderboards and wants to see how its done..

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CJ528

I bet people would peter out on the long games.

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basketcase87

Wow, just... wow.

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I Jedi

So when some guy gets "into it" with thees short games, can I rely on him not to get over-excited and shift his piss onto my foot?

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Paul_Lilly

That was my thought as well. Another reason why urinals should be separated by privacy guards.

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limitbreaker

When I pee in a urinal I usually do so in a way that dramatically reduces splash backs, wouldn't this weemote make that a huge problem?

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USraging

+1

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Mark17

The Cleveland Browns will soon be installing their new restroom game called "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl".

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captainjack

^^ this.

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West996

No.

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