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Top Hazards in the Geek Office

Posted 04/15/09 at 03:17:47 PM  by Norman Chan

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We cubicle warriors have it pretty easy – spending all day surfing the internet and filing TPS reports is easy on our puny man-child bodies. But lurking workplace hazards still threaten our nerdy well being. At least, that’s how MacLife sees it. Our sister publication calls out 10 startling office space threats and prescribes safety tips to avoid an encounter with the Aflac insurance duck. From poking your eyes out with lasers to blanketing your keyboard with delicious Cheeto dust, MacLife’s fear-mongering feature is a worthwhile read for any student of geeky office culture. With so much danger ready to strike any moment, we nerds might even need our own workplace safety video (NSFW).

COMMENTS:7
TAGS: geek, humor
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avatarvideo

Submitted by mpetrowsky on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:08pm

Holy CRAP that video was SHOCKINGLY Sick! Loved it!

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avatarWow

Submitted by winmaster on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 6:21pm

Only a Mac person could write such a pathetic attempt at humor. (Lasers suck, the green ones are worse.) 

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avatarAnd MaximumPC.com is now

Submitted by Vegan on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:29pm

And MaximumPC.com is now officially... a blog.

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avatarI almost died of

Submitted by vistageek on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:34pm

I almost died of laughter!!!! Amazing!

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avatarReally Norm...

Submitted by SteveCamper on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:14pm

A link redirecting us to the Mac Life website!?!?!  Isn't this MaximumPC not MaximumMAC?!?!?

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avatarummm okay?

Submitted by comptech08 on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:20pm

ummm okay?

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avatarThat video is... Epic.

Submitted by Furie on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:16pm

That video is... Epic. Absolutely Epic. LMAO

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