Swashbuckling, high-seas adventure, and scurvy! Man, what doesn’t rock about being a pirate? Oh, right: the stealing. That’s kind of a no-no. But if you’d like to reap all the rewards of theft without any of the consequences, Telltale Games has a deal for you.

Simply continue living until September 19th (that’s national Talk Like a Pirate Day, for you non-swashbuckling types) and you’ll be qualified to receive a free copy of Tales of Monkey Island: Episode One – in its entirety! Just click over to this website between 12:01 am GMT, Sept. 19 and midnight PST, Sept. 19 to grab your copy.

Convenient timing on Telltale’s part, too. Episode Three was recently pegged for a September 29 release date, and we imagine this deal will reel in more than a few new series buyers. It’s almost like someone planned it to work out this way or something…

Naaah, couldn’t be.