Shaquille O'Neal Denies Hacking Charge

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triclops41

shaq is not a dumb person, sorry to burst your bubbles.  he is actually very intelligent.  it doesnt mean he is very computer literate, but thinking he is dumb because he is a giant and a good athlete says more about your intellect than his.

kinda pathetic, really.

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ShadowDragoonFTW

Actually, I think he's dumb because he talks like he's missing a quarter of his brain... And I don't just mean his tone of voice, either. I mean the things he says when he opens his mouth that aren't things smart people would say. Because they're usually wrong. So, yeah.

He's like the black version of George W. Bush in that regard.

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triclops41

an example of him saying something stupid (not silly or meant to be funny) would go a long way in convincing me.

 

or maybe you are just an old sacramento kings fan or something.

 

though i will concede that if you judge him by what he said in rap songs, you would not be wrong to think him a tard.

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dpgdog187

Does anyone remember those SNL skits where Aries Spears imitates Shaq? This is one of those scenarios where I'd love to see Shaq with a pair of glasses and suspenders dumping a Mac in a lake and calling it a data wipe.

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ShadowDragoonFTW

Alright, show of hands here, who here actually believes that Shaq has the mental acuity required to do even half of said hacking?

Remember, this is the man that played the title roll in the movie Kazaam...

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gothliciouz

man!...i heard that movie(kazaam) was a disaster.

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aviaggio

I was thinking the exact same thing. I'd be surprised if he even knew how to turn on a computer.

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Caboose

Especially with the picture that they used!

 

DURRRRR

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drag00n

If he was a hacker he would know that dumping a computer in water only effects it while it is on. also the hard drive would still be recoverable he needs to get a drill press and make some holes lol

 

 

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gothliciouz

"dumping his iMac in a lake behind his house to destroy evidence"..lol smart way to destroy evidence.

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ShadowDragoonFTW

Funny, that's what I do with ALL my iMacs...

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Caboose

The handle on the top? Thats so it can be used as a boat anchor!

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JE_Delta

That is my favorite Youtube video lol

anyone who has not seen the video: Why Macs Suck

WATCH IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVwbhsqEyNI

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