Ruh-Roh: Wi-Fi Could Be Baking Your Sperm

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Zoandar

"Wait....You've got something, right?" "No baby, but the WiFi is on, so no worries".

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xchrissypoox

Theres enough idiots who think they are being affected by wifi, I hate studies like these that can easily recieve negative spin from the crazies.

"Wi-Fi Could Be Baking Your Sperm"

Seriously guys? I realize you're trying to increase your hits but this is irresponsible. It has been proven plenty of times that wifi has no significant effects on humans. I hate it when news outlets do stuff like this. I hate the news. Y'all are now the fox of the internet to me.

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qhoa1385

Here's reason why

Wifi = Internet activity = random boobs ads = horny guy = masturbation = millions of sperms got kill in action

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MrHasselblad

This gives an entirely new meaning to wearing a tinfoil hat on "ones head"

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glamdring

Well this leaves us with more questions than answers, but still very interesting at the same time. Luckily I almost always use my desktop, so jigglets are safe even if it can cause damage! ;)

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avenger48

Unlike egg cells, aren't sperm regenerated completely every couple months, and thus new ones appear constantly?  If so, does this really matter? Just use your laptop on your desk or stick to wired internet if you're trying to concieve.

Also, a simpler way to see if wifi has an effect is to see if population wide sperm count decreases have been observed since 1995.

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Donkey Fingers

One glaring omission from this "scientific test" is: how far was the sperm sample from the laptop?  For instance, I'll bet the sperm sample was placed directly under, and in direct contact with the laptop, and directly under the actual WiFi adapter of the laptop.  So that's, say, 1" from sperm to WiFi antenna.  If I'm just using the laptop while it's sitting on my legs, my personal sperm are at least 12" from the antenna at all times.  I'll bet you my index finger, this makes a hell of a lot of difference in terms of radiation that gets to my giggleberries.  Our cell phones in our pockets are much closer to our soldier-factory than our laptops are, and for greater amounts of time.  Besides that, most people, myself included, usually use a laptop while it's sitting on a desk or table in front of me, because it's far more comfortable and easier to get work done like that.  I'm just going to dismiss this psudoscientific, sensationalist report.

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mattatooski

Giggleberries. Thats a new one. LOL. 

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Morete

With the divorce rate at 50%+ and a large percentage of children living in single biological parent households, foster homes or aborted, yeah we don't need any more children.  Vasectomies and tubal ligations are good things and there needs to be Federal and State laws requiring them to all at age 14.

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avenger48

That was a joke, right?  You do realize that no children means the world dies out, right?

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BlenderSauce

To be fair, the world wouldn't die out, just human beings. The world will get along just fine without us. In all honesty, it's very likely better off. Not that I want that to happen, just being truthful.

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avenger48

Good point, but this obviously means we're all dead anyway, so it's pretty pointless to us, when you think about it.

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ocnier

Booyah!  I buy five more cheap routers with as much antenna power as possible and the house becomes the commando cave LOL.  Time to buy the ticket dispenser for the ladies ...... HEHE......  Brad you make this article seem like its a bad thing? LOL

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