Shadai

January 20, 2010 at 11:36pm

Here, allow me to translate what he's really saying.

"We think people aren't wow'd by their computers anymore because they are running NVIDIA (brand) hardware.  We here at NVIDIA don't even know what the top of the graphic's card market looks like anymore, thanks to ATI.  Of course I run only NVIDIA (brand) chips in my gay ass Apple computer, so therefore I'm coming to the overgeneralization that everyone is just as depressed when they turn on their machines.  It looks great in Starbucks though, doesn't it?  Anyway, I digress.  Our crack team of researchers have run the numbers and they all agree that 32% of people commit suicide the minute they turn on their machine with our lame ass, expensive, no-where-near-as-good-as-even-radeons-second-best card.  The other 67% are just depressed they spent that much money for the sad showing they are getting.  Of course, the final 1% are the fools who just don't know any better.  PC gaming will continue (snicker) to be our focus (snort) in the future and we hope (giggle) to overtake ATI with some made up chip that we are too busy trying to find cute codenames for then to actually produce.  Did I say that last part with a straight face?"

mesiah

January 20, 2010 at 8:56pm

I think ole Jen-Hsun has been hanging out with steve jobs for too long. Aparently parallel processing will be responsible for all future breakthroughs. Its going to make your games look better, make your mouse work harder, make your speakers sound better, make your burrito taste better, and it will get you into heaven... If you pray to it. I really wish this obnoxious jackass would go away, maybe I would start buying nvidia products again if they would just stick him in a closet and not let him talk.