More Problems Plague Large Hadron Collider, Will Shut Down for a Year

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warhummer

hmmm down for a year...that would make the end of world occur in, 2012? 

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jasonk1229

son of a #%@#, the LHC has only operated at half its potential I WANT TO SEE BLACK HOLES people.

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thesmilies

First it gets shut down by a bagle, what got it this time? A cream filled donut?

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thesmilies

First it gets shut down by a bagle, what got it this time? A cream filled donut?

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watsi

Gordon Freeman working at the LHC?

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dankers

you beat me to the obligatory gordan freeman comment.

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bikerbub

hopefully not, or we may be in for some problems.

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Caboose

 But he is THE one Free-Man! The only one who can save us all!

 SCIENCE GEEKS UNITE!!

-= I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive! Or... a cowboy! =-

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I Jedi

I welcome a post Half-Life world where I can join the Resistance.

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scottscottscott

Right on schedule for working out the kinks by December, 2012.

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Signal2Noise

I am relieved that the Earth will have at least 1 more year before getting sucked into the collider's black hole.

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nekollx

 hooray the end of the world has been delayed!

and we are...still alive! 

 

 

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Caboose

 Maybe that's why it's being shut down. It's all a cover so that they can deal with the already formed black holes.

Ooohh... that could be an interesting movie. LHC fires up, black hole forms and partially destroys the earth. Humanity is on the brick of extension. Scientists create a time device to send one person back in time to warn the LHC scientists not to turn it on...-= I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive! Or... a cowboy! =-

 

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I Jedi

Actually, according to a new theory, if you did go back in time to stop something from happening, you would merely just create another Universe with that new variable. So, really, everyone from this Universe is still basically fucked.

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nekollx

but the time portal only sends them back...

7 days 

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Coming soon to Lulu.com --Tokusatsu Heroes--
Five teenagers, one alien ghost, a robot, and the fate of the world.

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dedgar

Please don't tell me the scheduled restart date is Dec. 21, 2012.

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Ntldr

Can this thing make a portal to Narnia?  Cause I would really like to go.

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Keith E. Whisman

That's not what I heard from someone that works there. I was told that everyday they have scientists get attacked by brown hairy Imps and Ogres that appear out of no where. That's all I've heard.

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Nyarlathotep

You made me laugh out loud Keith.

Seriously though, this is disappointing. I think we're ready for the next big breakthrough in our understanding of how our universe works.

 

"Sheesh, It's just one man's opinion..."   -Me

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