McAfee Founder Arrested in Guatemala

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vrmlbasic

If I remember my superhero movies correctly, Guatemala didn't bother to return Dr. Bruce Banner to Brazil after he fled there, yet they're returning McAfee and there isn't an international warrant? Nothing I've heard about Guatemala suggests that it would go out of its way to return suspected criminals to foreign lands, unasked by those nations, out of the goodness of its heart.

Well if I'm ever on the run, I know which country not to run to, though how did McAfee get out of Belize to begin with?

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Incognito

He probably drove or hiked. They are neighboring countries.

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Engelsstaub

I'm glad I'm not a prison guard anymore. I wouldn't want to be in-processing this guy and have to inventory all the stuff the PA finds in this guys ass.

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Nimrod

Like what? The shit about him being on bath salts and all that other stuff is BS

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Engelsstaub

To be determined upon examination, I guess.

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Nimrod

Actually im McAfee
Actually im not McAfee but the rest is true.

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TrollBot5000

So if this guy did in fact kill this guy then good for the police in capturing him. If he's actually innocent then hopefully he'll get a fair trial and get acquitted. Yeah that sounds like talking on both sides of my mouth or fingers rather but I'm just waiting for his trial until I yell Murderer!! Murderer!! But judging by the fact of butt bath salts which supposedly make people go crazy I'm pretty sure he did kill his neighbor which is so f'd up but now we just have to wait and see. Mcafee was always a crappy antivirus.

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noobstix

I wonder if there is an anti-virus out there that can eliminate the virus that is John McAfee...

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whiteodian

He looks like a rogue to me. 20 year old girlfriend... lol, must be the money and/or she likes bad roguish guys.

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Peanut Fox

Psh... John has 7 girlfriends to keep him warm.

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JohnnyCNote

That's a tough rap to beat, yo! That beats even a "hooliganism" rap in the old USSR. Once you get the Rogue tag, your days are numbered.

I once knew a guy who had to go on the lam after the Man made an unpaid parking tickets case against him. He couldn't find anyone who'd even open their door for him. He was headed for the dreaded wheel boot, yo! That's church . . .

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vrmlbasic

Shouldn't this be in reply to the poster who called him a "rogue"?

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harz3000gt

Ummm...What?

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Strangelove_424

"hooliganism" : charge that was leveled against those Russian punk band girls after they were thrown into prison.

"wheel boot" : (European) locking device placed on wheels to immobilize cars with too many unpaid parking tickets

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ApathyCurve

Maybe you should put down the doobie before posting. Just saying.

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Raswan

Clearly these have never read a joke before, or come into contact with a dry sense of humor. I thought it was funny.

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methuselah

But doesn't it have to be funny to be considered humorous?

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