Maximum PC Introduces Rent-A-Gordon Program

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pammihesterberg67

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dizzybazoo

How much? I'd love to have Gordon for my next "Summer Fling", that's a party not an affair. Happens early July!

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Electrik

I predict the local kids will learn lots of new words. Oh, and he gets TASERed. Several times.

I still want my Titan.

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Business Direct

Does he do bachelor parties too?

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Xenite

Apple Users Group... that's more akin to being sent to hell.

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Baer

Gordon,.....IMHO Declare bankruptcy before trying to deal with a group of iKiddies in an apple users group.

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Number Six

Now we're NEVER going to hear the end of Gordan's "all-rant" Podcast. :D

-Six

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Keith E. Whisman

I listened to it twice, this years all rant podcast was actually put together very nicely and was a joy to listen to.

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don2041

More proof that Facebook is EVIL. This just goes to show you what can happen if you use this service. However Gordon you have all my support.

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Slowman

I was cleaning my attic and blew the dust off of my Amiga 1000. All I need is someone to scan the 27 shoe boxes full of 3.5" discs to make sure they're still serviceable. So when is your next free weekend?

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mjanzen

Did they Photoshop Gordon into the picture? The light looks different on him than the rest of the kids ... shouldn't Gordon actually be going to his rental agreements? :)

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don2041

No he just has to show intent to go

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gmvolk

What about the rest of us not living in the Bay area. I call discrimination! We should all be able to rent-a-Gordon. Maybe you can get one of those human canon things and just shoot Gordon all over the country.

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dedgar

Not only didn't I get my Titan from him but now the Rent A Gordon is an April Fool's joke?
I'm suing!!!

My lawyers firm will be in touch shortly. Look for a message from Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.

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The Mac

Ha! Leisure Suit Larry III Reference!

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Humpfester

$8,400,000.00 just to round off the lump sum and accounting is going to be pissed.

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Shalbatana

Gordon's kid friendly Specialties:

- Overclocking the pony

- evaluating the TDP of the candles

- stress testing the pinata

- Complaining about the whole copyright system is broken and anyone should be able to sing "happy birthday" anywhere, anytime.

- Copy editing the cake.

- Reviewing the quality of the presents

- bobbing for spare parts

- Teaching a whole new world of language to individuals too young to understand what it is they're actually saying.

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AFDozerman

The cake is a lie.

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John Pombrio

It's true, the cake is actually been printed with a Make a bot and is plastic. The nice thing is, like a fake XMas tree, you can use it again next year.
"Wait, Don't light the candles!"

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AFDozerman

Heh, I think I just discovered my next practical joke.

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Keith E. Whisman

As with Super Grover, Gordon would receive the same acclaim of just, oh it's just Gordon Mah Ung.

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Jonnycal13

Great news!! Attend those "Apple" events Gordon and make us proud...

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Wonko33

Where is the "I hate all this shit" speech bubble?

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Deslock

*looks at calendar*

*looks down, shakes head*

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lindethier

Yay! Now I have someone to do a Lord of the Rings marathon with! After that we can discuss the intricacies of the Sindarin language!

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Mediziner

LMFAO!!! XD I know it's for April Fools, but it would be so "... (words can't describe it)" if it were real. Has anyone actually tried emailing them???

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