iFrail: Steve Jobs Suffering from Hormone Imbalance
Posted 01/05/09 at 06:17:34 PM by Pulkit Chandna

Steve Jobs' health has been a cause of great speculation in recent days. Most conjectures pointed at sickness of some sort or the other, though the gravity of the purported illness swayed wildly in each theory. Perhaps fearing that the rumors would eventually dent the spirits of investors, Steve Jobs broke his silence by issuing a statement detailing the current state of his health.
Jobs acknowledged that he is suffering from a hormone imbalance that sends proteins level in a patient's body plummeting. His doctors believe that it will take him until spring to recover fully. His unnamed ailment closely resembles Crohn’s Disease, which impacts the upper intestine, according to a report. One thing is for certain that Apple aficionados must be amassing more information on the Crohn’s disease - few might even be working on a more effective cure.
Apple investors and fans must be feeling a lot better after receiving official word on Jobs’ health. Perhaps Jobs felt that had he delayed an official statement any further it could have opened the door wide open for wilder speculation. After all, it was only a few months ago that his obituary was published. We wish him a speedy recovery.
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Submitted by dankers on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:41pm
This is totally not news. Crohn's does stay with you forever, My coworker has it and it sucks.
Ouch!
Submitted by Havok on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:25pm
I am no Apple or Jobsy fanboi, but I do have Crohn's... Would not ever wish it on anyone... However, if Jobs is reporting that he'll make a recovery, it's probably not Crohn's. Crohn's stays with you for your whole life like a SecuRom in your PC. No matter what you do, it never goes away...
OMGWTFBBQ
Thanks for the info
Submitted by opulent_rigs on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:20am
and the analogy between Securom and crohn's was strange but funny.
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