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Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse is the Tackiest Thing in the Whole World

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We've already posted one of the coolest case mods you'll ever see (check it out here), and moving to the complete opposite end of the spectrum (who are we kidding, this one's not even on the spectrum), is the tackiest mouse you'll never own. Or at least we hope you never do.

The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse has so much wrong with it, it's tough knowing where to start. Should we point out that it's not real gold? How about we start by talking about the horrific rectangular design which, while meant to resemble a gold bullion, screams in the face of ergonomics and usability? Maybe we should point out the lack of additional buttons beyond the standard right and left click. Or we could go for the obvious and discuss how absurdly tacky it is, right down to its description as a "great big bling thing!" Screw it, you're on your own in deciding where to start faulting this peripheral.

Of absolutely no interest to anyone, anywhere, the Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse is available for pre-order through www.iwantoneofthose.com (how's that for irony?) for around $35.

Image Credit: iwantoneofthose.com

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avatarGangster rappers will love

Gangster rappers will love these. And you forget that Mac users will actually find this thing to be an upgrade from the stock mouse that comes with their computers.

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avataronly way i would buy it if

only way i would buy it if Tony Little & Billy Mays were advertising it. I bet Diddy/Sean Combs has one of these.

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avatarThis might be cool if

This might be cool if someone had a 007 case mod.

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avataryes

finally! something to fit my rectangular shaped hands

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avatarUgly as Sin

Yep It's Gansta...

Ugly as sin

 

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