Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse is the Tackiest Thing in the Whole World
Posted 04/09/09 at 05:00:00 PM by Paul Lilly
We've already posted one of the coolest case mods you'll ever see (check it out here), and moving to the complete opposite end of the spectrum (who are we kidding, this one's not even on the spectrum), is the tackiest mouse you'll never own. Or at least we hope you never do.
The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse has so much wrong with it, it's tough knowing where to start. Should we point out that it's not real gold? How about we start by talking about the horrific rectangular design which, while meant to resemble a gold bullion, screams in the face of ergonomics and usability? Maybe we should point out the lack of additional buttons beyond the standard right and left click. Or we could go for the obvious and discuss how absurdly tacky it is, right down to its description as a "great big bling thing!" Screw it, you're on your own in deciding where to start faulting this peripheral.
Of absolutely no interest to anyone, anywhere, the Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse is available for pre-order through www.iwantoneofthose.com (how's that for irony?) for around $35.

Image Credit: iwantoneofthose.com
Gangster rappers will love
Submitted by Keith E. Whisman on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:22pm
Gangster rappers will love these. And you forget that Mac users will actually find this thing to be an upgrade from the stock mouse that comes with their computers.
only way i would buy it if
Submitted by bingojubes on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:21pm
only way i would buy it if Tony Little & Billy Mays were advertising it. I bet Diddy/Sean Combs has one of these.
This might be cool if
Submitted by Nuxes on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:39pm
This might be cool if someone had a 007 case mod.
yes
Submitted by farlo on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:46pm
finally! something to fit my rectangular shaped hands
Ugly as Sin
Submitted by RedAnt751 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:27pm
Yep It's Gansta...
Ugly as sin
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
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