FedEx Apologizes Profusely for Delivery Man's Viral Monitor Toss

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Biceps

Oh my God!  I am the center of a conspiracy!  Markkus Rovito would be proud!  @Blastodon: I have been pissing people off on MaxPC for a long time.  I respond to Holly's comments because (1) I check the site often, and she posts often, and (2) I generally disagree with her veiwpoints.

 I'm not sure how either Holly or I could convince someone who is obviously as well-informed and perceptive as you are, except perhaps to ask you to look at our writing styles and personalities.

I tend to use a significantly higher proportion of mult-syllabic words, and generally display a level of critical thinking that I think Holly does not.  She is pretty obviously either quite young or just a relatively innocent/sheltered person.  I'm not.  

Instead of comparing time stamps, why don't you compare something a bit more substantial?  If I (or the I that is Holly?) spent all this time not just writing opposing posts (to what end, btw?) but actually composing two separate and distinct personalities, then I/we should probably go see a psychiatrist.

FYI, before you get your panties in a bunch over some conspiracy about how "I that is Holly" left her high and dry to argue this all to yourself yesterday without comment, it is because I was working.

I doubt they give a shit, but if MaxPC Staff want to go ahead and confirm through my various IP addresses that I and Holly are actually different people, then they have my permission to do so (and probably already did due to TOS).

Dude, you have got WAY too much time on your hands.  Peace, and Happy Holidays.  I hope you get a job for Christmas.

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Carlidan

"I'm not sure how either Holly or I could convince someone who is obviously as well-informed and perceptive as you are, except perhaps to ask you to look at our writing styles and personalities"

 

Or maybe Holly's your split personality? I see through you. :P Now I want Holly to come out and comment please!.

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Biceps

Oh, and regarding the whole losing your job thing... I agree with posters above who say you are a rep of your own company and need to act as such.  If this guy was doing this with every package, then you might be looking at an offence you could terminate someone for.  However, it would be difficult in either CA, WA or OR to fire someone for a single bad act that didn't involve them running around with their pants around their ankles.  Also, FedEx people are mostly unionized.  Finally, have a heart - it is the fucking holidays!

Peace to all, and to all Happy Holidays - especially Holly!

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