Facebook Launches Facebook Classic and Facebook Premium

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pizzaguy

DAMMIT! having gotten behind on my RSS feeds I thought this was real... *sigh* got my hopes up too much... why can't we have the good old facebook back ?!?!

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three6mafia1665

Mark as joke already.... googling 'Facebook Premium' lists this site as 3rd... Don't want to mislead the 90% of people who can't think for themselves.

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kevjohn

I hate having to double check the dates on every article for the first few days in April.

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hammerfell

funny shtuff smill wiff. funny shtuff.

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Kazabet

Bahaha!  Awesome guys.  Just awesome!

I am a little disappointed I won't be getting my Facebook Classic though

*single tear* 

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Nuxes

Wow, the comments are funnier than the article. I didn't know MaxPC readers could be so gullible. Don't bother looking up "gullible" in the dictionary, it's not there.

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truk007

I love you guys. I'm emailing this to my wife. Let's see how she reacts.

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SuperiorBeing

I sincerely hope this is an April fools joke. It seems to be, because there aren't any links.

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herochild

I think it's a joke, but I want confirmation.

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winmaster

Either this is an April Fools joke, or somebody's smokin' pot. I sincerely hope, for the sake of all of my friends who feel the need to post every fucking thing on the internet that this is a joke. I am glade I don't social network. 

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QuadCoreAbe

I guess the whole plan makes sense now !!!!!! All facebook ever wanted to do was to spy on EVERY DUMBASS stupid enough to give sensible information in their facebook account !!!!  "But nobody can see it except me and my friends !!"  NOT ANYMORE F***ER !!

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Enozo73

OK so if all this is true I would need to remove things like my email address and cell phone number from my profile so that someone can't get that info for $8 but they want me to pay $50 to keep my info private if I do not remove it? Sounds like some law breaking and class action law suite stuff to me.

 

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herochild

I don't use Facebook, and now I see I have good reason! for the sake of all those who do use Facebook, please let this be an April Fools joke.

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jwalch.hawk

I can't imagine Cox would put something like that in a Wall-To-Wall (which are more publicly visible) rather than a message.  And an ever-changing TOS?  Becoming a paid background check agency, with an expensive opt-out price? Wtf?

I call shenanigans, Will.  Very cute.

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yogurt80

Please oh please let this be a joke.  This is rediculous.  Private info is private for a reasonn.  And how can they ever claim copyright over my images if I copyright them first?  Premium my ass.  I guess these guys don't make enough money over adds?

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wolf17

Agreed.  So ppl are _paying_ a monthly fee to have any content they post to facebook taken _away_ from them!!?!?! what the #*@#*@!!

 Plus, 8$ to do background checks on anyone w/out restrictions and $50 to protect private info... what's the word I'm looking for?  O yes, extortion! lol

"Life is about living, not stressing" - a very smart girl :)

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skhills

Am I understanding this right?  Someone can pay a one-time fee of $8 to get access to someone's private data, and if that user wants to prevent that access, they have to pay a "nominal" $50/month? 

 Doh!  They got me.

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Mr Pockets151

$60 for Xbox Live??  Uh....I paid $30.

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Opterongeek

... and stop using Facebook.  Screw them both.  I left MySpace because Facebook was different.  Now this?  Pfeh.  Social Networking my arse.  I'm done. 

 

If it's an April Fool's joke, I'd be surprised... Facebook has been trying to find reasons to get more money. 

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KaylaKaze

"We'll let people pay to see all you data unless you pay us even MORE!" Sounds like a good reason not to use Facebook.

Edit: OH! I just realized that MUST be some kind of April Fool's joke.

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Rob86

yeah, this sounds pretty fu*ked to me.

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