Do you IM with Idiots? You Might Need the Sarcasm Mark

Do your online and phone contacts constantly fail to grasp the sarcasm in your emails, IMs and texts? Are you worried that such misunderstood attempts at sarcasm may strain your relationships with others? The SarcMarc will help you remain at your sarcastic best without the fear of coming across as impertinent or disdainful to your (fatheaded) acquaintances.
The $1.99 SarcMark is a new punctuation for giving adequate notice of the sarcasm that precedes it. It currently supports Windows, Mac and select Blackberry devices. Michigan-based Sarcasm Inc. is a very sarcastic company and its maiden product, the SarcMarc, is enough testament. The company now wants a patent for its “brilliant” contribution to digital discourse.
The asking price may seem trivial but it is important to remember that all you get is an unrecognized punctuation mark; a purchase that may make you the butt of all jokes among your friends for days.
Note: Quotes were used in the last line of the second para to emphasize the underlying sarcasm not because of their superiority over the SarcMarc but due the unavailability of the latter at this point. Also, please condone the woefully poor attempt at sarcasm.
PS: Eagerly waiting to read a review of the SarcMarc.
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CrystalTHOMPSON31
October 01, 2010 at 12:46pm
That's good that we are able to receive the home loans moreover, this opens up completely new possibilities.
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gendoikari1
January 16, 2010 at 10:17am
Good thing my friends can tell whether there's sarcasm about (which is often).
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laynlow200
January 16, 2010 at 5:36am
Meh I still like
what a great invention [/sarcasm]
and it's free
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destruya
January 16, 2010 at 3:33am
I'll develop a better one and sell it for 99 cents, and claim it's for "mendacious trickery of speech" to dodge the patent they won't get.
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johnny3144
January 15, 2010 at 9:09pm
this is SO useful! I would TOTALLY want one of these!(see what i mean? i need to insert one rigth now to replace the "!")
















