Bill Gates Goes Into Semi-Retirement



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Gates may be aggressivly competitive and the founder of a company with a long history of eroding standards-based computing - but he's just a geek at heart. I get the feeling he's actually quite a decent person.

Compare him to that egomaniac with the black turtlenecks over at Apple. Who would you rather work for?




If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed, he'd be a- oh wait, he does.

I would not say that we are at the end of an era yet: the nutjob Steve Ballmer is still CEO. I'd take Gates over Ballmer any day.



Here's a good one (go to for more)


 Corporate Takeovers

On a typical business day, Bill Gates is negotiating some Corporate take-overs.

"So, Mr. Gates, you are looking to buy out Radio Shack, Best Buy, and Circuit City? Is that correct?"

"Yes" answers B.G.

"Would you like Fry's with that?"


 It's amazing how illogical a business built on binary logic can be.

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