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75-year-old Floridian Chases Down Laptop Thief

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Joseph Kohl, a 75-year-old Floridian, proved to be more than a match for a much younger thief. With his life’s very first laptop at stake, Kohl decided to give chase to the 29-year-old thief. Kohl was joined by an off-duty cop - who fortuitously happened to be at the scene - in the pursuit.

Kohl was waiting for his wife outside a Best Buy store after having bought a laptop and a printer, but Samuel Dallas Jarvis showed up instead. Jarvis then proceeded to grab Kohl’s laptop and set out on a run. But, apparently, his pickup was not anything to write home about as he could not really bolt out of the blocks as he would have liked; his elderly victim had to merely run about 8 feet to nab the crook.

When the off-duty cop showed up, it was game, set, match, and laptop to Jarvis. “I have no idea what computers are about, but I didn’t want him taking my first one,” Kohl said after the incident.

Image Credit: BillMullins

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avatarepic story of the year lol

epic story of the year lol =)

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avatarEpic Fail

This is more like an Epic Fail.....

ROFLAO

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avatarDamn that old man got me.

Damn that old man got me.

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avatarwhat sucks for the guy even

what sucks for the guy even more the off duty cop was 65 years old!!!!!!!!!! he got wooped by two old guys

Laptop 650$

Printer 99$

getting your ass whooped by 2 old guys- priceless 

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avatarWhere in the story does it

Where in the story does it say the off duty copy was 65, it doesn't...your comment is: epic fail?! 

 

 

The Canadian

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avatarbecause i know! my friend

because i know! my friend was there DUH

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avatarDefinitely. 

Definitely. 

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avatarTypo

write home about

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avatarDumbest criminal

Maybe Best Buy could release the survelliance video and post it on you tube or one of those

"worlds dumbest criminals" TV shows.

 

Or maybe he should go to some Obama town hall meeting and beg for a Laptop. 

WOOT FREE LAPTOPS FROM THE MESSIAH... YEAH (Messiah - the chosen name by some in the mainstream media and political left for Obama).

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