Photo Awesome #5: Jon's Shocked, and Gordon Confronts the Coffee Machine
It's another week, which means another Photo Awesome has been prepared, hot and ready, just for you. Deviating from last week's post, we're back in the office for some more behind-the-scenes looks at our day-to-day lives in the Maximum PC offices. Speaking of "looks," check this one out:

Now, our Editorial Director, Jon Phillips, is usually a pretty calm guy--it's not easy to surprise or excite him, which makes us all the more excited that we caught this look on camera. But what could possibly have Jon this surprised?

Not quite what you were expecting, right? That's right. To celebrate all the hard work we put in to make our first quarterly Maximum Tech issue (seriously, no joke, it was hard), we had ourselves a little office party--with cupcakes bearing Jon's face. And pizza. And lots and lots of beer.

"The cupcakes, while delicious, were also a bit distrubing to me on a personal level," says Jon. "When someone says, 'I ate Jon's head and it tasted pretty good,' well...it just gives you reason for pause."
Cupcakes and beer aside, we're really excited to see what you all think of Maximum Tech, an undertaking that was 18 months in the making. We finished strong, and truly hope you, our loyal readers, have as much fun reading it as we did making it. Oh, and speaking of Maximum Tech...

To celebrate the fact that the first issue of Maximum Tech is closed and final, we’re giving you a peek at one more photo of our Wicked Lasers Arctic testing. In this shot, two staffers shine the super-powerful lasers into the night’s sky. While it is legal to own the Arctic, and even legal to shine a laser beam into the sky, it is a crime in California to point it at aircraft. In his Maximum Tech article on the laser, Jon Phillips explains all the safety and legal ramifications of what some are calling the most dangerous laser in the world -- a device that is only made possible by recent advancements in laser diode technology.
EDIT: We would also like to explain why no one is wearing safety goggles in the photo. As our regular readers know by now, looking directly into the beam, or even at the beam's reflection (i.e., "the dot"), is extremely dangerous. Doing so will burn your retina, causing a whole range of injuries, including permanent blindness. However, looking at the beam itself is safe. And because aiming the beam into the sky precludes the possibility of creating a reflected dot, we pulled off our safety goggles during portions of our night time photo session.
But why pull off the goggles? Because, in fact, this is the only way to see the beam at all! Indeed, the safety goggles are so effective at blocking blue light, you can't see the laser's beam with them on. This is yet another reason not to buy the Arctic unless you are committed laser enthusiast.
And finally, due to an overabundance of fan requests, we bring you this:

This image was taken seconds before Gordon attempted to destroy his mortal enemy, the Future US coffee machine. I say "attempted" only because he forgot that his phaser was set on stun (and isn't real). There's always next week, Gordon.
What's that you say? Was there too many photos included in this week's Photo Awesome? Sorry, but what do you expect? We've been drinking beer all day.
Have an awesome weekend!
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OhSoCheesy
September 04, 2010 at 10:39am
No Snapple in the Snapple Machine? Gordon better watch his back. That's probably where Mr. Red Shirt will get it from...not the lowly coffee machine.
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Fefe
August 30, 2010 at 12:12am
Haha, those cupcakes are hilarious/awesome. I think that would be the way to go to get a good reaction from anyone! Sounds like a good time, pizza, beer, cupcakes at work!?
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americaeh
August 29, 2010 at 6:12pm
Why has the coffee machine not been casemodded to look like a computer?
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eric0rr
August 29, 2010 at 9:19am
seriously, is someone drinking diet coke instead of beer in the third pic O_o
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PawBear
August 28, 2010 at 8:06am
What's so evil about that cute little R2D2 coffee machine? It's only goal in life is to, err... protect and to serve? ... and to haunt your dreams at night. Actually, I've used them in motels and never felt the need to pull a weapon on them. The coffee's not bad either.
Is the Tech mag being offered to subscribers or do I have to search for it? Anyone know?
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JonPhillips
August 29, 2010 at 7:54am
Maximum Tech does not yet have a subcription offer, so (yeah) you will have to look for it on newsstands. That said, our circ department is working on a system where you can order any issue, one at a time, directly via this website. Hopefully that will roll out soon.
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Queenof1
August 27, 2010 at 6:47pm
I need to work where you work! and nom nom nom on the cupcakes. I would rather have a MaxTech one though
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j-web
August 27, 2010 at 6:10pm
No safety glasses? Seriously?? After all the harping you guys have done about how dangerous they are and admitting that Wicked Lasers sent you some? Shame on you!
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JonPhillips
August 27, 2010 at 10:33pm
OK, good point about not wearing safety goggles, and I almost thought about making sure an explanation was in the writeup above, but I'll explain now, and also edit in the explanation in a few minutes. Here's the deal: A laser beam is a highly collimated beam of light -- all of the light's photons are moving in exactly the same direction, at the same wavelength, and in an extremely focused beam. This means if you look directly into the beam, you will burn your retina. And if you look at the reflected light of the beam -- the dot, as it were -- you'll burn your retina. But looking at the beam itself actually isn't dangerous -- precisely because the light is so highly collimated. Now, granted, if someone had dropped a laser, or turned it at someone else in a flash of forgetfullness, that would have been bad. But we were very careful, and always ran a series of verbal call/response checks before the lasers were turned on, and when it was safe to pull off goggles.
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dc10ten
August 27, 2010 at 5:50pm
Holy Poop is that a bottle of grolsch in the 3rd picture? who drinks that stuff? honestly... that stuff is craptastic
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j-web
August 27, 2010 at 6:08pm
Nope there is no Grolsch in that picture. There is Blue Moon a lovely white belgian beer. Heineken which never tastes as good when it is exported and Stella Artois.
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Springfield45
August 27, 2010 at 5:20pm
Gordon's phaser and the wicked laser..... Wicked mod article?
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blindhorizon
August 27, 2010 at 5:02pm
He’s wearing a red shirt....that means the coffee machine is going to win...NNNNOOOOOO!!!
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No0b-0-rAmA
August 27, 2010 at 4:54pm
I can see evil and hate spewing from that coffee machine. You guys should destroy it.
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schmitty6633
August 27, 2010 at 4:39pm
Haha, great pictures. Been waiting for a picture of that darn coffee machine since I started listening to the podcast :D
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